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1. Rec 6

   p3 fucks the everliving shit out of p2 idk what do i call this by rascalrascy

   Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Postal Dude/Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)
   • P2 x P3 - Relationship
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)
   • P2 - Character
   • P3 - Character
   • Prostitution
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • bottom P2 top P3
   • P3 is so below average i mean did u guys see the size of the censor bar in PIII...
   • Hair-pulling
   • P2 doesn't like anal (at first)...
   • Slightly OOC but fuck it
   • Prostate Orgasms
   • they are not in a relationship
   • Very VERY slight dubcon. if you squint
   • but not really because P2 ends up enjoying it
   • one singular reference to the postal movie
   • if u get it ur a real one
   • Overuse of italics

   Summary

   self explanatory title

   Series

   • Part 2 of keep talking dude im so close im gonna postal everywhere oh im signing your petition so hard dude (postal fics)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,408

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   34

   Bookmarks:

   6

   Hits:

   372

   Bookmarked by snuffdude (biojerm)

   05 Jun 2025

   Bookmarker's Notes

   ngh

2. Public Bookmark 3

   a hole is a hole ? by scotty_is_tired

   Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 May 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)/Reader
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)
   • Reader is AMAB
   • because postal dude is fucking too many women
   • very liberal use of the f slur
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • i think at least
   • Dry Humping
   • Gay Sex
   • Rough Oral Sex
   • Face-Fucking
   • mild spit kink?
   • lied major spit kink
   • Gun Kink
   • Pain Kink
   • Choking
   • Blood and Injury
   • wound play??
   • it might be wound fucking if you squint
   • Fear Play
   • Blood Kink
   • nothing as lube i didnt write that part
   • Sex with a stranger
   • Hate Sex
   • but just a little bit
   • Degradation Kink
   • Humiliation
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • but in the way where reader is actually really into it
   • kidnapping probably
   • long foreplay if you count any of the wound thing as foreplay
   • is it foreplay if the hole he plays with is a gunshot wound
   • HEAVY SADOMASOCHISM HES DIDDLING YOUR GUNSHOT
   • he uses a lot of fem terms on you but in a "lol you moan like a girl" kinda way
   • Size Difference
   • but in a way where dude is like 5'11 and you are a short king
   • incorrect medical practice
   • im not a doctor im a guy with a boner dont look at me
   • Game: Postal 2 (2003)
   • no beta read we die like anybody and everybody its postal
   • THE FIC IS UNFINISHED BTW

   Summary

   you get shot in the leg and dude finds you bleeding out and for some reason this turns you both on

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,578

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   7

   Kudos:

   27

   Bookmarks:

   3

   Hits:

   328

   Bookmarked by snuffdude (biojerm)

   02 Jun 2025

3. Public Bookmark 6

   and they were roommates by rascalrascy

   Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)/Reader
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)/You
   • AMAB Reader - Character
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)
   • Champ (Postal Video Games)
   • no not tags anything but the tags
   • Armpit Kink
   • SWEATY Armpit Kink
   • Scent Kink
   • Mentions of drugs
   • One-Sided Attraction
   • maybe? - Freeform
   • dude has weird eating habits
   • i wrote krotchy lore for this whats wrong with me
   • slightly implied that dude is autistic
   • thats me self projecting hehehehe
   • Masturbation
   • ...briefly!
   • Graphic Depictions of Pining
   • Crushes
   • champ mentioned
   • Sexual Tension
   • reader is a bit delusional
   • and dude is NASTY i know he does not shower bruh
   • cumming in pants
   • Making Out
   • Awkward Kissing
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • slight dubcon I think
   • Frotting
   • Degradation
   • Slurs (in the hot way)

   Summary

   you and dude are roommates

   and you are unbearably gay for him

   uh oh.

   AMAB reader. no pronouns specified

   Series

   • Part 1 of keep talking dude im so close im gonna postal everywhere oh im signing your petition so hard dude (postal fics)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,523

   Chapters:

   4/4

   Comments:

   35

   Kudos:

   84

   Bookmarks:

   6

   Hits:

   914

   Bookmarked by snuffdude (biojerm)

   27 May 2025

4. Rec 4

   in the club straight jorkin it... by it i mean my ak47 by Soldiertf2sboytoy

   Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   11 May 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Postal Dude (Postal video games)/AK47
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)
   • Game: Postal (1997)
   • Hoplophilia
   • ak47
   • objectophilia
   • Dude refers to his gun as his "Lady"
   • She/her for the ak47
   • Gun Cleaning seen as Intimate
   • a little suggestive writing thats why its tagged mature

   Summary

   Postal dude having a long day then coming home to his beautiful ak47 and taking her out for a spin

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   792

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   3

   Kudos:

   28

   Bookmarks:

   4

   Hits:

   181

   Bookmarked by snuffdude (biojerm)

   13 May 2025

   Bookmarker's Notes

   one dfay...i too will have a prertty gun wifre....sighs...jorks off....

5. Public Bookmark 7

   All Hot and Bothered by Derpposen

   Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   09 May 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Postal Dude/Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)
   • P2xP3
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)
   • P1 Dude - Character
   • P2 Dude
   • P3 Dude - Character
   • P4 Dude - Character
   • Champ (Postal Video Games)
   • Selfcest
   • Dudecest
   • Mirrorshipping
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Sex
   • unsanitary warning?
   • The Dudes are gross trust
   • Outdoor Sex
   • This is such a porno plot lmao
   • Popsicles
   • Hotter than the devils rectum out here as Postal Dude would say
   • Don’t ask why they’re all here somehow

   Summary

   The four Dudes find themselves in a hot (literally) mess when their A/C unit gets involved with an unfortunate firearms accident. Luckily, the fresh taste of some cold popsicles are here to save the day! However, P3 Dude starts to have… unsavory thoughts for a certain scrawny ginger man— that being P2 Dude.

   As they both travel out in order to find something useful for their beloved mutt, the two Dude’s have one hell of an encounter together… one that will never be forgotten.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,894

   Chapters:

   1/3

   Comments:

   6

   Kudos:

   50

   Bookmarks:

   7

   Hits:

   435

   Bookmarked by snuffdude (biojerm)

   10 May 2025