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You hate your job. You hate your life. But as it turns out, the solution to a hum drum existence is to dance with the devil. Your thrill seeking may backfire, but hey, what's the point if that isn't a risk?
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Request because tumblr doesn't like some of the stuff I write.
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Mutants, Petitions, and All Sorts of Crazy Sh*t. Or, Just An Average Day in Paradise by Wolfgirl19
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)
10 Jun 2025
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When a dude with cool and unusual powers tries to lie low in the ironically named Paradise, Arizona, he surely wasn’t expected to be accosted by a guy asking him to sign some stupid petition.
Let alone endure the chaotic series of events that absolutely spiral from there.
AKA, five(ish) times my main winged OC witnesses the batshit insanity that is the Postal universe (while constantly crossing paths with a certain dude), and one time where said OC has had enough and goes full postal himself.
And once more, this author regrets nothing
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Five years ago, Cindy (an Original Character) gets stuck in Paradise. She has no choice but to work at the shady diner that is slightly out of town. Fortunately for her, there’s a man that comes every morning at that diner. He takes her out for dinner.
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you get shot in the leg and dude finds you bleeding out and for some reason this turns you both on
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When a more relatable, younger , and naive client comes into his life, Douglas Is determined to take advantage of her and her situation.
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"I never knew boys existed like you! But now that I do I'd really like to get to know you" - Postal DUde + Alucard selfshipping bullcrap by Pepcreepa
Fandoms: 悪魔城ドラキュラX 月下の夜想曲 | Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania (Video Games), Castlevania (Cartoon 2017-2021), Castlevania: Nocturne (Cartoon), Postal (Video Games), Tribe Twelve, Everyman HYBRID
25 Apr 2025
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Selfshipping shit for the masses! Self insert/OC will be referred to as PB or Kevin! Also, they're a shapeshifter, more abt that in notes. Also, this takes place after the Castlevania anime and probably games, AU type timeskip shit. More abt that in the story.
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Two souls with blood on their hands, and one soul who craves it. A simple human, cursed with the thirst of blood. A vampire, doomed by his bloodline and curse. and a Shapeshifter, born to create the urge in many. The human tends to attract the strange, and that may be just how he ends up in the sight of Dracula's son, and mankinds hunger -
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Shadows are something you can consider to be part of nature. They are, simply put, places where light can’t touch.
But for Dude, those shadows were out for him.
Where they a Divine Punishment?
Spoiler: no.
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I'll break your bones, with all the love i carry/lyr by Pinkish_eatz
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)
17 Apr 2025
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The zombie apocalypse comes to Paradise, and P2 is stuck taking care of a zombified P3.
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Postal One-Shots and other random Postal shit by Y3AR_Z3R0
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)
30 Mar 2025
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Uhhh yeah so like I’m bored and wanna write dumb shit so yeah B) and maybe some art and head cannons! Maybe a playlist cuz I like music
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Postal Dude is having some Fun in the bathroom..
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Basically what it says on the tin.
I am currently working on re imagining the entire original "POSTAL: special Delivery" novel as a challenge for my own writing. Since anyone who has read the book (very hard to do since it's delisted everywhere and basically impossible to come across) knows, it's kind of a mess. (big understatement)
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Dude meets Babe.
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Blood Red to Precure Pink by TheDirector
Fandoms: キミとアイドルプリキュア♪ | You and Idol Precure (Anime), Postal (Video Games)
24 Feb 2025
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As much as a violent, bloody-lusty guy Dude is, he still has his own interests and secrets. You probably didn’t think such a person like him loves the most glittery and cutesy girl-group out there… Precure: You and Idol.
When the Precure group comes to Arizona, Dude wondered how he’ll manage to get out of shitty Paradise to go to the concert hall.
If he can barely wait in line for a carton of milk, you can probably imagine the Hell he’ll bring for a ticket.
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He eyed me up and down "So you're telling me.. You just appeared out of nowhere, because you smoked some crack? You gotta be shiting me." The i mean he's technically me so, the other postal dude took of his shoes and sat next to me.
"So what do you think we need to do to get you out of here." He began, and i began to think.. I always wake up half naked right, maybe im desperate to fuck.. It was quite a few years since the bitch died to a heart attack. And receiving ass from hallucination me wasn't gay, it would be like i fucked into my own hand.
I bit my lip before saying anything, he doesn't even exist, so why is this so embarrassing, maybe the thought of me being so desperate? "I think we need to fuck." i whispered hopefully loudly enough for the other dude to hear.
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the dude's with a s/o who knits and sews ; headcanons by blackenedsnow
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games), Postal (Movie 2007)
30 Dec 2024
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the dude's with a p0rnstar! s/o ; headcanons by blackenedsnow
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games), Postal (Movie 2007)
18 Dec 2024
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the dudes with a male s/o ; headcanons by blackenedsnow
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games), Postal (Movie 2007)
10 Dec 2024
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Basically all my HC for the Dude's in regards to reader inserts.
Featuring P1, P2, P3, P4, and Movie Dude.
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I decided to write headcanons about what if Dude suddenly started dating a Slav. It seems to me that this gives rise to many interesting topics that can be thought about. Also dedicated to all Slavic fans of Postal, in particular fans of this ginger, schizo cockroach with an unstable psyche <3
I'm also Slavic myself, so I just wanted more representation or something, yeeaahhh.