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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    06 Jun 2025

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    “She’s Johanna.” The boy said. “Johanna’ well known for being able to care for ‘erself. Ma said she cuh charm ‘er way out a prison cell, right crafty bitch.”

    So of course Blight knew of Johanna Mason. All of Seven knew of Johanna Mason.

    “The female tribute for the seventy-first annual hunger games is…

    Johanna Mason!"

    A Self-Insert as Johanna fic. (I'm praying that this hasn't been done before because i'm super excited about it but if it has please link it to me - I'm only writing it because I desperately want to read it.)

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    18 May 2025

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    “It has everything you need,” said the salesman. “And everything you want. And everything you just….” He squinted, pinching his fingers together as if trying to recall something. “Everything you forgot you needed.”

    “Uh huh,” said Keith. “Sounds legit.”

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    A dubious trade for some machine parts leads Keith to making a deal with an shifty salesman, or more specifically, the magic box in his possession. But the trade comes at a price, and slowly but surely, Keith realizes that everyone and everything is beginning to forget him.

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    11 May 2025

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    “I’m not pretending to date you, Lance. Especially not in front of your whole family. What the fuck?”

    Lance’s lip twitches for just a second before he catches himself, plastering on a smile. “Please?” he asks.

    “I’m not going to–”

    “I’ll be the best boyfriend ever, you’ll just have to play along, man. Please. Please. Please.”

    “Lance,” Keith tries one more time. Because here’s the thing: he wants to say yes, and –

    “Keith,” Lance drawls his name just so, in that way that is so terribly Lance, so familiar, yet still intense enough to send shivers down his spine.

    – and he’s, in recent years, never been good at denying Lance anything for too long.

     

    or: Lance needs a date and Keith’s invitation got lost in the mail (or something like that! Don’t even ask!). They turn out to be really good at this whole pretending thing.

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    04 May 2025

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    When people are desperate they turn to faith. Panem has done a good job creating a truly secular society, stamping out the religions of the past, but nothing can stop new gods from rising.

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    Or: When Gaea curses Percy to live in a world without the gods, he winds up in District 4 and is chosen as tribute for the 70th Hunger Games. From there, everything just kind of spirals.

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    21 Apr 2025