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    "I thought, I dunno, that you might be,” Dean paused.

    “A lesbian?” Sam suggested at the same time Mary said, “a sodomite?”

    “Actually,” Jack piped up into the complete silence that followed Mary’s words, “sodomy refers to both oral and anal sex. Even though it’s used as an outdated term for homosexuality, it doesn’t actually mean homosexual. I learned that from Google,” he told them all proudly.

    “Very good, son,” Cas said in a dazed voice.

    Or, Dean comes out to Mary. But not without a few major misunderstandings along the way.

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    Dean, in a snit, throws himself on the couch and the couch says “Hey!”

    That’s how it starts.

    Or maybe it started a couple of months ago, when a Novak stray wandered into camp with a head full of strange ideas. But Alpha John Winchester saw potential there, a glimmer of something like hope… he let the omega stay. If that hadn’t happened, the couch wouldn’t have said “Hey!”

    Though of course none of this would have happened if a bunch of loons hadn’t released the genoforming virus upon mankind a century ago, turning the survivors into this strange new species with an aberrant biology-...

    … You know what? Let’s keep it simple and start with the couch.

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    18 Jun 2025

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    Dean watched an anime porn about this once, but real life turns out to be way less interesting.

    Or, the one where Dean gets turned into an octopus.

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    09 Apr 2025

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    When pressed upon to mate for a political alliance, Commander Castiel dares to refuse his king. As “I do not wish to mate at all” is clearly the wrong thing to say, Castiel takes the other path and lies. “You must know my affections lie elsewhere, my king.”

    King Michael studies Castiel’s face long and hard. Then, with a nod, he snaps his fingers, pointing to Castiel. “The Winchester omega.”

    “Yes,” Castiel says with no real recollection of who that is.

    The ruse of an unavailable omega works well enough, right up until that omega is no longer unavailable. Then, with what seems to be his entire nation cheering him on toward victory, Castiel must enter the melee to win his mate. Backed by allies, training, and his own natural talents, the only question is how well he can contrive to fail.

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    07 Apr 2025

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    Once upon a time, there was a green-eyed prince, locked away in a tower of monsters for the sin of refusing his angelic betrothed.

    Once upon a time, there was a blue-eyed wizard who had erred, and in doing so had lost, and lost, and lost, until he had little left to lose.

    Once upon a time, there was a Princess of Mondoor, cursed to live as a red dragon. Or perhaps she was a red dragon who had been born in the shape of a Princess of Mondoor. Hard to say.

    These were all separate stories.

    Until they weren’t.

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    31 Mar 2025