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  1. Rec *

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    A space bridge accident strands both Optimus Prime and Starscream on an unknown planet, filled with mechanical monsters. Once Starscream decides that immediately stabbing Optimus in the back is a bad idea, the two form an uneasy alliance. Just until they can get off this hostile world.

    But cooperation breeds grudging appreciation (and even more grudging attraction). Each uncovered secret on this mystery world brings them closer to returning to endless war. Can they keep fighting as if nothing has changed? Or will they take the chance for something new?

    Assuming the planet doesn’t deactivate them first.

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    02 Jul 2025

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    Good good good good good opstar!!!!!!!!!

  2. Rec 48

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    Surely, Da-ge and A-Yao must be joking.

    Lan Xichen eyes it with distaste. The item is encased in plastic and sealed into a paper box, in all of its…obscene cylindrical tube and flesh-coloured glory. It’s thick; easily the size of his wrist with smooth walls slightly curved “for better grip!” as the box cheerfully advertises.

    Lan Xichen turns the box so that he can look at the bottom. Through the clear plastic, he can see the end of the tube—a pair of lewd, silicone pussy lips with a little hole between them. “Ready for use!” the box says, “With real, skin-like texture. Get ready to come like you’ve never come before!”

    “What is that?” There’s no disguising the disgust and bewilderment in his voice. “And why are you giving this to me?”

    --

    Nie Mingjue and Meng Yao staged an intervention and bought Lan Xichen a pocket pussy so that he can finally work off some steam (from his burgeoning crush on Jiang Cheng).

    The pocket pussy is magic.

    Yes, it's just shameless porn. Enjoy.

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    29 Jun 2025

  3. Rec 47

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    Starscream: Status: Responsive to positive stimuli.

    Escalated praise = heightened obedience. Marked shift in tone and demeanor. Further experimentation recommended.

    Physical contact [minimal] yields maximum results. Increase gradually. Observe.

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    Megatron finds that an unconventional hand gets better behavior out of his second-in-command. It's intriguing.

    ...And then he gets carried away.

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    25 Jun 2025

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    AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! SS praise kink train has Left the station!!!! Megatron is so so so so so sexy i understand you so much SS 🤍❤️

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    A sin bin collection of Megatron/Starscream focused one-shots and drabbles.

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    23 Jun 2025

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  5. Rec 30

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    “We are not in a relationship.” Starscream pointed at him. “I don’t like you. You don’t like me. Understand?”

    Skywarp thought he might love Starscream more than he had ever loved anything ever before. 

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    12 Jun 2025

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    💖💜❤️