chompz



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Kinktober Day 2: hyperspermia/come inflation

    Bucky is a nurse at SHIELD and freshly-thawed Cap hasn't come in literally 70 years.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,834
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    1,572
    Bookmarks:
    247
    Hits:
    26,425

    17 Jun 2025

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Character Bleed
    Noun
    /ˈkerəktər/ • /blēd/
    When emotions related to a fictional character begins to seep into the actors/players own sense and mindset (or vise versa where the actor becomes the character).

    Sebastian is looking for a new angle to approach James "Bucky" Barnes with. Why not look to the fans that endlessly support and uplift the character and himself? ...Well, maybe because it won't do a damn thing to help his already simmering crush on his co-star and instead make it worse by showing him all the gorgeous, admirable traits of said co-star's character. Dammit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,641
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    633
    Bookmarks:
    104
    Hits:
    10,198

    16 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the stucky in this is DELICIOUS idc abt evanstan but yeah this was hot

  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    When Bucky's libido shows back up, it's basically proof that his life is cursed.

    Like, obviously, hooray that his dick works again, it's been a long fuckin’ road (and a long road of no fucking, his brain helpfully adds) but—Jesus, fuck, Hydra really are just dedicated to making his life a misery in every possible way, even years down the track, because it turns out there's some operant conditioning Bucky did not know about until now.

    Specifically: he can't fuckin’ come unless someone's giving him the order.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,954
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    192
    Kudos:
    6,322
    Bookmarks:
    1,154
    Hits:
    53,295

    15 Jun 2025

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Natasha looks up at Bucky with an evil look on her face, and before Bucky has a chance to say hello or ask her what she’s doing here, she smiles like a shark and says, “I have a plan.”

    Bucky lets her in.

    “A plan for what?” he asks, gesturing toward his sofa to invite Natasha to sit.

    “To get Steve to pull his head out of his ass,” Natasha answers, “and finally act on how he feels about you.”

    Bucky stares at her, blinking. “How he what?” he squeaks. Very dignified.

    -

    Steve waffles, Bucky pines, and Natasha schemes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,918
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    799
    Bookmarks:
    198
    Hits:
    9,514

    15 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    on god we all just nutted to winterwidow

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Please tell me there are no more appointments and we can close early."

    Darcy looks down at her computer, giving the keyboard a few taps with her long, bright red acrylics. How she even manages to type with those things on, Bucky has no idea.

    "Just one more. A Steve Rogers coming in at seven. Says he thinks he strained a muscle at the gym."

    "A gym junkie?" Bucky grimaces, and Darcy clucks sympathetically.

    "Hey, at least it's not another divorced mother who'll try and take a bite out of you. Or another old man who's just there to get his rocks off."

    "You know this isn't a brothel, right?" Bucky frowns, making Darcy grin.

    Or: Masseur Bucky gets a lot more than he bargained for when he takes Steve Rogers on as a client.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,808
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    1,274
    Bookmarks:
    196
    Hits:
    14,856

    08 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    got a massage today and the lady pulled down my underwear and started oiling my ass up and i randomly remembered this fic