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    “Luke! What’s wrong?” Padmé asked, alarmed. 

    “Just spit it out,” Anakin held up a napkin. “It’s that bad?”

    Jean-Philippe came running over, having spotted his father’s displeased expression, hands raised like he was prepared to do the Heimlich maneuver. 

    Luke shook his head at their questions. He chewed — barely had to, the meat practically melted in his mouth — and swallowed, looking up and at the cook responsible for his meal. 

    “He made this?” Luke asked. 

    Jean-Philippe swiveled around to look, nearly crashing into one of the camera people in his haste. 

    “Din Djarin?” He turned back to Luke and stared at the wellington. “Yes, he did. Is there a problem with it…?”

    Luke shook his head, awestruck. 

    “I think I’d like to marry him.”

    Din Djarin is a contestant on Hell’s Kitchen. This week's special guests: The Skywalkers.

    Wait, WHO???

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    29 Oct 2025

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    Johnny can't help but think, how did they get here? How had a drunken blow job, a frantic fuck, led to this? To the two of them counting down the days until they could be alone again, buried inside each other, covered in lube and spit and come, their bodies a twisted knot in the bedsheets. How had it ended in Johnny feeling like he couldn't breathe unless he was fucking Daniel?

    Daniel and Johnny are trying their hardest to be co-senseis. The problem is they keep sleeping together.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    Before Johnny realizes the full extent of what’s happened to him, before he takes in his surroundings and gets a good look at his body and realizes that he’s entered one of those weird sci-fi movies Demetri and Hawk won’t shut up about, he notices how much better his body feels.

    (Or: Johnny gets sent back to 1984 in the form of his teenage self and decides to fix some of his past mistakes).

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    12 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    08 Oct 2025

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    MY STUPID SONS...

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    How Johnny accidentally finds out that Daniel likes having his ass slapped and gets his guy in the end.

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    08 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    daniel "bitchy bottom" larusso