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Never Let No One Man Worry Your Mind by cimorene for scifihobbit
Fandoms: Singin' in the Rain (1952)
19 Dec 2015
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"Cos! Thank God you're alive, I thought my double act was about to become a single," Don said. "Where have you been?"
"In jail," Cosmo whispered back, "Happy birthday."
Don clapped him on the shoulder. "Thanks; you're a little late, but... in where?"
"Keep your voice down," hissed Cosmo, just as a hail of applause blew the curtain back and practically deafened him. "In jail."
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The Affair of the Private Affairs of Miss Lemon by cimorene for KathsAvery
Fandoms: Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV), Poirot - Agatha Christie
20 Dec 2014
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"I wonder why Miss Lemon hasn't married," said Hastings presently.
"Indeed, Hastings?"
"I mean, she's not bad-looking!" said Hastings. "As a matter of fact, Poirot, she's a very attractive girl."
"Oui, mon ami, and she has also the filing system most excellent."
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The Midnight Council by cimorene for Bexless, waxjism
Fandoms: Bandom, My Chemical Romance
14 Mar 2013
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Gerard, the child of a forbidden love between vampire and werewolf, ascends the throne of werewolf clan Wajdra at the tender age of eleven. The political situation between the dwindling numbers of the werewolves and their ancient enemies, the vampires, is precarious at best, and when his vampire mother and brother retreat to Transylvania, the only one Gerard can truly trust is Frank, the little werewolf cub who swore himself Gerard's liegeman the very day that they met. Gerard and Frank are raised side-by-side in the castle in a political tinderbox, but as Gerard's coming-of-age approaches, a war between vampires and werewolves looms ever nearer, while humans encroaching on their territory threaten both with extinction.
Abandoned WIP (see Notes).
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John was barely listening to McKay anymore at that point. "So let me get this straight," he said. "You're proposing a bargain."
"Yes, that was a beautifully concise and pointed summary. You seem to have a real talent for that," McKay drawled.
"I would marry you--actually get married to you--we would be spouses--"
"Yes, yes, yes, holy matrimony, husband and husband, yes."
"And in return you would pay for all the medical care my mother needed."
"I think that's the point. Yes."
"So we would get married, and then I would, what, I would be your wife? You'd install me in your mansion somewhere and I'd cook dinner, keep the place tidy, go along as your date to parties, fuck you sometimes when you got horny?"
- This is an abandoned WIP from 2005! See Notes.
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It's not like Tyler's never gotten a surprise blowjob before, it's just that everything about Dylan is kind of more surprising. Which, in all fairness, might be because Dylan is secretly a werewolf.
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A bafflingly long-winded, cosy domestic world of fluff! In this universe, MCR never existed. Gerard threw himself into art instead of music after 9/11, Frank owns an indie record label, and Ray is a studio musician.
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Angst, nature, flash-backs and -forwards, and purple prose.
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From just having a butler and a personal hacker, Lara didn't necessarily think she would be hand-picking the elements of--well, a family. Of sorts. Naturally, not a very conventional one.
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An epic bittersweet series still in progress. The total story arc spans decades and new stories are added out of order very occasionally.
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A pair of wistful, bittersweet vignettes.
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“Yes, I’m in love with you,” Lex says, like he’s explaining that the Earth is round; like this is some baseline, inalienable fact that’s not irretrievably reorganizing Clark’s existence. “I’ve never seen any reason for that to be an impediment to our friendship.”
Bookmarked by cimorene
25 Jun 2025
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no one comes back from death to tell us the truth by gaypiratedivorce
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - All Media Types
20 Jan 2023
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Late journalist Daniel Molloy's daughters recall their father's last few months.
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Bookmarked by cimorene
22 Jun 2025
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End Racism in the OTW - From the Dust by katiemariie for Allemande
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
15 Mar 2014
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When Sisko returns to linear existence, he tasks Julian with a special mission that takes him to Cardassia and Elim Garak.
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18 May 2025
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The Sausage King of Toronto is dead, and there's ketchup everywhere. Ray is not relishing the night ahead of him.
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14 May 2025
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The whole world thinks Spider-Man and Deadpool are dating, and it all starts because of a TikTok.
Or: 6 times the internet speculates that Spider-Man and Deadpool are together, and 1 time it's actually proven to be true.
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23 Apr 2025