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Lazarus by constantblathering
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
18 Jul 2025
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Draco Malfoy is on a quest to save his son. Hermione Granger is on a quest to steal his quest. What could go wrong?
Terrified that his son Scorpius may one day succumb to a centuries-old blood curse, Draco embarks on a desperate search for a mythical fountain rumoured to hold the power to heal. Tracking ancient magic across Australia would be hard enough on its own, but with Hermione Granger (freshly divorced, endlessly clever, and irritatingly determined) insisting on joining him, the task becomes even more infuriating.
Equal parts adventure, romance, and self-discovery, this is a story about redemption, unlikely alliances, and the healing magic of second chances.
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Hermione Granger lives in a house with legs, with a swamp-lizard named Stripes, in a semi-sentient ecosystem that occasionally burps up forgotten things. It’s not ideal, but after five and a half years in the Neitherlands, she’s made it work.
Then Draco Malfoy falls from the sky. Literally.
He has questions, a missing bag, and limited patience for her deeply repressed need for human contact.
As they navigate a shaky path between physics and magic, and a shared past, they might even figure out how to save their world.
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Cornucopia by BedpostsandBookmarks (constantblathering)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 May 2025
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"You know what we're asking you to do Theo and you know why," he held up his right hand where a small circlet of silver gleamed in the dim light, "Until we figure out how to break the damn curse my ancestors put on this ring, I can't touch Hermione with any kind of sexual intent or I lose my claim to the Malfoy name and Estate."
His gaze met Theo's, "But you can."
Draco and Hermione are in love, but a cursed family heirloom means they can't touch each other.
That's where Theo comes in...
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An accident in the Department of Mysteries leaves Hermione Granger stranded in a world not quite her own, her only companion the unknowable Draco Malfoy. Together, they learn who they truly are by virtue of who they could have been.
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Polyjuice. Espionage. Danger.
It’s five years into a brutal war, and there’s one Horcrux left.
Hermione Granger must go undercover to pose as Astoria Greengrass in the shadowy halls of Malfoy Manor. Hermione will cross any line if it means completing her mission and ending the war—even if getting intel comes at the cost of seducing Draco Malfoy.
But what will happen when those lines start to blur?
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Draco was sure the little house was following him. Running from undesirables? The house would pop into view. Trying to make a difficult delivery? A red door would materialize out of nowhere. Finishing the day and bone tired? Red door.
This could go quite badly, he reasoned, but it just didn't feel like an ominous thing.
Curiosity won. He limped through the doorway.
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Some stories begin with letters that never arrive. With names erased from history. With a boy marked by prophecy and a girl whose magic thrums with ancient power.
This one begins with a squib who never stopped watching, a mother who never stopped scheming, and a bond that dares to rewrite the future.
A retelling of canon—rewoven from bloodlines, buried magic, and the quiet defiance of two women who refuse to let the future be written without them.
POVs: Helen Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, (and when they’re old enough) Hermione and Draco.
Our story begins in the Spring of 1981…
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A complete rewrite of Book Seven.
A darker, more dangerous, and more realistic outlook on war.
Mostly Hermione-centric.Mostly follows canon, but provides a different look at how the relationships in HP could have formed had Hermione realized that she and Ron did not fit well together and that Harry, her best friend, was really what she was looking for the whole time. This is the story of what could have happened between Harry and Hermione in The Deathly Hallows after Ron leaves in a grittier war-torn world.
Features added subplots, alt POVs, and OC characters.
HHR is the main pairing, but this fic is about more than just their relationship. It is a fully developed story about the war following Hermione and her allies through the fight.
**This fic contains mature content, explicit language, and is dark in nature. PLEASE READ THE TAGS**
If you are looking for nothing but fluff, or a love story solely about HHR tackling everything alone without gaining a scratch, you will not find it here.
COMPLETE (but continuously editing)
Series
- Part 1 of In The Forest Of Dean Universe