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'Kageyama doesn't know why Hinata's face rubs him the wrong way—it just does. So one day, in an attempt to pinpoint exactly what it is that makes Hinata's Shouyou's fucking face so fucking annoying, he begins to catalogue all the things that really tick him off.
This proves to be startlingly revelatory.'
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A thought-provoking study and critical analysis of Hinata Shouyou's stupid face, by Kageyama Tobio.
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14 Oct 2025
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'Everything is on display because the vision in front of him is only wearing a pair of miniscule, navy blue briefs, that hug his upper thighs and his ample package and, Hinata is sure, his ass in back. Because even before he slowly, slowly looks up, he knows that the eyes he's about to meet are a devastating match for that rich blue. There's no way Hinata would forget the contours of the body standing before him. Especially not after staring at them in hyper-close detail the night before.
He stumbles backwards belatedly, all the color draining from his face, all the words swiftly vacating his mind, as he locks eyes with Kageyama Tobio, so very in the flesh.'
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Kageyama Tobio is an alarmingly hot underwear model, and Hinata is just the hapless loser who gets paid to stare at pictures of his ass. All their face-to-face encounters are, to put it mildly, disastrous. Kageyama has yet to notice.
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14 Oct 2025
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'Hinata is everything Kageyama has never dreamed of or imagined being, which is to say, actually happy while wearing a ludicrously large fruit costume.
He is a red strawberry, and the suit, well… suits him, in as much as the berry ensemble can suit anyone. Hinata's little round face pokes out of the bright red fruit with a constant smile, and his red hair both complements and clashes with the costume. He is cheerful and sunny and loves his job.
Kageyama can't stand him.'
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A fatefully fruity meeting.
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14 Oct 2025
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'Neighbor-kun's name was Kageyama.
He finally had a name. He was way hotter up close than he had been from one apartment over. His voice was rough and husky, and he was very tall, and he smelled amazing. And he had been, unbelievably, watching Hinata back all this time.
And he was a total dick. If he thought Hinata was going to be the first one to admit defeat, he had another thing coming.
Fortunately, Hinata had a plan.'
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Hinata's next-door neighbor is a problem and a half, and Hinata intends to deal with him accordingly.
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' "Okay, I know it was basically not really a secret, but… you know you could've told me, right? But doing it this way is great, like an extra Christmas gift!"
"Y-yeah," Hinata said. "W-wait, Bokuto-san, what do you mean it wasn't really a secret?"
"Uh, well, we just kind of assumed?" Bokuto asked, releasing him. He scratched his head, glancing back at Kuroo, who shrugged. "You guys have been dating since, like, high school. Right?"
Hinata's mouth fell open. "We have?!" he squeaked, at the same time that Kageyama repeated, "High school?" '
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Kageyama and Hinata try to fool all their friends into believing they're dating. The problem is, everybody already thought they had been for years.
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14 Oct 2025