GPTwrites (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
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Payback's A B*tch by GPTwrites (craaazyaboutMalfoy) for Renaly
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
23 Oct 2025
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I stumbled across an old tumblr prompt and it just wouldn't leave me alone, so here we are.
Prompt:
wheres the fic where Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because “average civilian is dating Batman!!” and Clarks mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks its fucking hilarious, enjoy dealing w the press in both of your alter egos now, pretty boy, so Clark waits several months for the whole thing to die down before showing up as Superman to some party Bruce is attending and flying up to Bruce and going “paybacks a b*tch” and just full on makes out with him in front of like a million reporters.
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A Most Respectable Scandal by GPTwrites (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2025
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Dorcas Malfoy is a former Death Eater, current social menace, and soon-to-be betrothed to Ronald Weasley — a man she’s hated since childhood and might now have to marry for PR. Desperate to derail the arrangement, she picks the most inappropriate fake boyfriend she can find: Hermes Granger — war hero and all-round Ministry darling.
The plan? Cause a scandal. Save herself. Break a few hearts on the way out.
What she doesn’t expect is Hermes playing along a little too well.
There will be blackmail, hexes, ballroom dramatics, and maybe even real feelings. How terribly inconvenient!
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On popular request, I present: PART 4 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
(I recommend reading at least one of the previous parts for context.)“I told you you’d like it,” Malfoy was saying. “Didn’t I tell you you'd beg for more?”
Ron narrowed his eyes. Cake, he thought firmly. They're trying some new cake. Maybe Malfoy baked. People change. This could be a baking thing.
“Oh, Harry, gods—that thing you just did—do that again!” Hermione gasped.
“Alright, but I think it’s Malfoy’s turn after that,” Harry said, chuckling.
Massages, Ron reasoned. Shoulder rubs. Very platonic. Hogwarts is stressful. Massages are nice.
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- Part 4 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
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The Ink Incident by GPTwrites (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2025
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PART 3 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
“Not like that, Malfoy! You’re too rough. Be gentler.”
Ron’s feet planted themselves as if hit by a Body-Bind Curse. Oh no. Not again.
“I wasn’t too rough!” Malfoy retorted, indignant. “If anything, I think you’re too sensitive.”
Ron pinched the bridge of his nose. No. No, no, no.
“Don’t just stand there, Harry,” Hermione scolded. “Show him how it's done.”
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- Part 3 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
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The Quidditch Quandry by GPTwrites (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2025
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PART 2 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
"I just don't see how you keep it steady at that speed," Harry continued, a tinge of frustration creeping into his voice.
Malfoy chuckled, a low, irritating sound that grated on Ron's nerves. "It's all in the grip. Firm, but not too tight. Like this."
Ron clutched his hair. Oh no, not his best mate too!
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- Part 2 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
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Ron's (Overactive) Imagination by GPTwrites (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2025
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