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    Dakin and Irwin meet again in 2003. What happens depends on what sort of people they've become

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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    On top of being cursed with devastating good looks (okay, he was already handsome before the curse, just ask his mama) that bring potential suitors to his door at fuck off o’clock in the morning when he hasn’t even had his coffee yet—seriously, where the fuck is his fucking coffee maker?—he also turns into a cat. Yep. So that’s been an adjustment.

    As far as curses go, that part honestly hasn’t been so bad. The rest, though…

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    Ed is the most wanted man in town, and he has announced that he'll only marry the one who can open his front door with the key around his cat's neck. Plot twist: Ed is the cat, and he does not want to be caught.

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    14 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Ed's a bad boyfriend.

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    saying the unsaid thing and then saying it again and again and again

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    13 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Nervous flyer Ed meets a hot DILF on a plane who is more than happy to distract him.

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    31 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    Ed's looking for a new start as Jeff the Accountant. Unfortunately he just gave his real name to the hot blond whose life he saved.

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    28 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 79

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    Ed crossed his arms over his chest and shrugged, casual. “It’s just bodies, Stede. They’re weird. They do stuff sometimes.”

    Stede peered up at him cautiously. “Yeah?”

    “What, you think you’re the first person who’s ever gotten a boner during a physical?” Ed scoffed. “Hate to break it to you, but you’re not special.”

    Granted, no one Ed had treated had ever had an orgasm while Ed’s finger was still inside them but that was neither here nor there.

    **

    Stede comes in for his annual prostate exam. Things do not go as planned.

    Based on that tweet that's like "if y'all having a bad day just letting y'all know my co-worker got his prostate exam and when the doc touched his prostate he nutted immediately and fell down knocking over some equipment"

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    15 May 2025