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my bitch ass got finger fucked via pneumonia(i am out of my fucking mind) by desspress
Fandoms: Original Work
20 Feb 2024
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i got pneumonia
im fucking over it
its taking longer to clear then drs expctd
s theyre tkng me off some meds nd adding some new ones
i thought itd b silly goofy to document it all -
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"Tell me about- Tell me-" Nothing comes to mind and he frustratingly slams a palm to the steering wheel. "Just- talk, dammit!" Sykkuno gasps to himself and slaps a hand over his mouth. "Sorry! I'm sorry, Corpse. I didn't mean to yell, or to curse."
'Nah, that was hot,' Corpse's voice drops and he drags out the word, despite slurring his S's.'Fuck, maybe I sch-shoulda tried to kill myself s-sooner if I knew it'd rile you up, Sy.'
His head snaps to his phone, which lays on the dash. "That's not f-! Don't say that!" A silent tear slips down Sykkuno's cheek.
Or; Corpse overdoses but realizes it's a mistake and Sykkuno freaks out, trying to help
song from title: Bleed Magic by IDKHBTFM
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my official, non-profit dream journal
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"Could sleep in Soft Play?" He suggests.
"That place is for babies."
"Then you'll fit perfectly!"
"Shut up, Shane. I hope Springtrap rips your throat out and then we fuck next to your corpse. And you'll watch as a ghost."
"Stop trying to cheat on me, you fucking furry!"
"TimeFreak? The floor's carpeted in there."
"Yeah, and fucking cramped. We'd be pressed together like fuckin' sardines."
Ryan pouts, "You don't wanna cuddle with me?"
"You wanna fuck Springtrap. So, no, Ryan, I do not want to cuddle with a dirty furry cheater."
"Skate floor. Final."
"Sure."
song frm title: HAHA by Lil Darkie
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It's Not Halloween, But The Ghost You Dressed Up As Sure Knows How To Haunt by desspress
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
07 Jan 2024
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hang on
this is an active work in progress and i only posted bcus it was scheduled to delete in a few days
but when i tried to post a chapter explaining that, the 1st chapter tht was written(albeit unfinished) was posted alongsde it
im actlly s pissed ab it but thres nthng i can do s jst knw
im still actvly wrkng on ths
nd will continue 2 do s
whn ths shitbrained summary dsspprs, thts whn ya knw
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Senior Year: A Class of 99 AU by Heretic1103
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 May 2024
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It's senior year of high school for Ezra Fell & Anthony Crowley in their suburban Maryland town. The year is 1998. The two haven't talked since freshman year, but suddenly, they're spending a lot of time together.
Series
- Part 3 of Small Town Angels & Demons
Bookmarked by desspress
21 Nov 2023
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left off: ch13
prtty wmn
wlkng dwn th street
prtty wmn
th kind i like 2 meet
prtty wmn
i dont believe you,
youre not the truth,
no one can look as good as you -
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Corpse gets a new kitten. Of course Sykkuno has to come visit.
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ted shifted uncomfortably, ignoring the growing hardness in his pants. it felt invasive; schlatt had no idea that ted could hear him in his most private moments. he had no idea that ted could hear every moan that echoed off the tiled bathroom walls. he had no idea that if ted really, really listened, he could make out the faintest gasp of—
“oh fuck, ted.”
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or, ted overhears something he shouldn’t have in his and schlatt’s shared hotel room. title is from why can’t i be you? by the cure.
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26 Jul 2024
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2nite the music seems so loud ♪
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One shots or short stories of dominating women and slutty bottom boys that like to play with their bums, everything you've ever dreamed of.
Requests are closed!
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Corpse's new roommate Sykkuno is tidy, kind, considerate, well mannered and always pays his half of rent on time.
He's lovely to be around.
And Corpse can't stand him.