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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    For the Cyberpocalypstuck Universe at the behest of MorbidOptimist

    Drabbles about the many robotic cats wandering around the abandoned cathedral turned laboratory/home of the Lalonde sisters as they work to fix their world following society's collapse and humanity's retreat from the surface.

    Featuring Roxy Lalonde as Scientist Supreme and humanity's greatest hope
    Rose Lalonde as a reclusive bookworm who enjoys her sister's company and unrestricted internet access
    Kanaya Maryam as a vampiric android seeking a means of uniting the limited series 7R011 prototypes and finding a way to restart mass production of her race
    Porrim Maryam as a girl out for a good time, but otherwise on the same quest as her circuitclone.

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    21 Dec 2017

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Dave gets a good night's rest, and John stretches the limits of what can be considered a "prank," and not "completely violating your best bro's trust and probably ruining your friendship forever."

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    22 Jul 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    This boy.

    This boy was going to get you fired.

    And you would have mixed feelings of regret…and something else.

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    22 Jul 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    In which a thirty-something year old dude has lil girls in his apartment

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    03 Oct 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    When Rose decides to have a baby with Greg, even if it means giving up her current form, the crystal gems are forced to make a hard decision.

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    27 Jul 2015

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