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    He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”

    On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.

    Hermione wants—

    “An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."

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    20 Dec 2023

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    Hermione’s adult life has meant a lot of carrying on. A war ends? She carries on. Her relationship ends? She carries on. Her optimism about swift reform in the Ministry ends? She carries on.

    An entire Yule Ball full of friends, acquaintances, and strangers mistakenly thinks she and Malfoy are having a grand relationship reveal mid-gala? She probably shouldn’t carry on.

    “They’re happy for us, Granger.”

    “And that, truth be told, is very unexpected.”

    [In which a single evening involves fake dating, only one bed, and the idea that sometimes things can be easy.]

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    03 Dec 2021

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    Hermione Granger is unimpressed with penises. It's something she is beginning to resign herself to. But her curiosity is sparked by rumours of one in particular, and she will not rest until she has seen it for herself.

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    29 Nov 2021

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    10 Nov 2021

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    “So let me get this straight. I’m currently sitting in your mother’s waiting room because you’ve informed her that we are dating —” Hermione shuddered “— because you are tired of her trying to peacock you around —”

    “Peacock me?”

    “ — to her friends’ pureblood debutante daughters, and the only way you convinced her you were really dating someone is to say that you are having relationship problems with said person and needed to see your own mother for couples mind healing.”

    Malfoy shrugged one shoulder, his arms still crossed over his chest. “Yes.”

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    12 Oct 2021