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“You’re not 007,” says the henchman, clad tip-to-toe in black, head cocked in confusion.
“Unfortunately, I am,” says Q. “And believe me, I’m much more put out by it than you are.”
When James Bond goes missing and is presumed dead yet again, the only person MI6 deems suitable to take his place is the man responsible for planning all of his outstanding missions: Q. Entirely against his will, Q finds himself thrown into active service as the new 007. Much to everyone's surprise, not least Q's, he turns out to be a natural. He might even be a better 007 than Bond ever was.
And Bond's not going to stand for that.
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22 Jul 2025
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Brilliant and hilarious, hilarious and brilliant, I LOVE IT
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million dollar question by skylights
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
31 Jan 2013
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Q doesn’t bend for anything and Q certainly doesn’t break for anyone, especially when it comes to stubborn double-ohs intent on making Q’s life hell, so when Q wakes up on a Saturday morning to 12 new texts from Bond and the incessant ringing of his flat’s doorbell, Q makes sure to bring a gun to answer the door.
“Delivery for one…Quabik Quadree?”
Q feels the weight of the Glock 19 in the pocket of his dressing gown and sincerely wonders whether to shoot the delivery man or himself.
(or, that fic where everyone wants to know Q's name and stupid things happen in the process)
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21 Jul 2025
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THIS HAD ME ON THE FLOOR CRYING, IT IS SO UNBELIEVABLY HILARIOUS AND CAPTURES THE CHARACTERS VOICES PERFECTLY
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Kakashi can be horrified by this later, he decides. Karin is his nine-year-old soulmate, and that’s just something that’s happening right now.
OR: in a soulmate AU where marks on your body appear on your soulmate, Kakashi wakes up one morning with a human bite mark. Written for Karin Week 2025!
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20 Jul 2025
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you terrible thing (you beautiful thing) by Misfit_McCoward (Mixelation), Mixelation
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Apr 2023
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After his betrayal of Akatsuki, Sasori vows to destroy Orochimaru as completely as he can. This includes selling intel to Orochimaru's former village. Konoha assigns Kakashi as his point of contact.
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20 Jul 2025
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Frayed Truths: COMPLETE
A Matter of Loyalty (One-Shot): COMPLETE
A Matter of Forgiveness (One-Shot): COMPLETE
Fractured Promises (Sequel): In outlining- Words:
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19 Jul 2025