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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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27 Apr 2025
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- 26/26
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27 Apr 2025
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The Room of Requirement is crowded by eighth years, all having been given a burner phone for the purpose of figuring out who amongst them is their match based on sexual compatibility. A kink exploration tale.
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03 Apr 2025
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In December of 2001, Draco Malfoy was meant to be married. Unfortunately, a union with Astoria Greengrass would be impossible as his soul had already been bound to another's.
Now, if only he could remember whose...-
“A birth bond?” Narcissa asked.
Alistair shook his head, “I’m afraid not. This is something else entirely.”
He made eye contact with Draco before quickly looking away.
“This is a chosen bond… a mutual decision…”
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03 Apr 2025
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The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
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03 Apr 2025
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It's debatable, but having an *actual* spirit animal is not shaping up so great for Draco. The more he tries to embark on a self-improvement journey, the more his inner ferret seems to call the shots. And it just can't seem to stay away from Hermione Granger.
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03 Apr 2025
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Hermione Granger does not make mistakes, at least not often. After making the biggest, dumbest, most horrible mistake of her life, Hermione must deal with the repercussions while keeping her relationship with her Auror partner, Draco Malfoy, strictly professional. He, of course, has other plans.
Amidst a resurgence in Death Eater activity, the likes of which Britain hasn’t seen since the First Wizarding War, Hermione will come to realize that the mistake she’s made with Draco might not be so bad at all. It just might be the best mistake.
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01 Apr 2025
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The Difference Between You And Me by Day_dreamer360
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Dec 2022
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Hermione found it particularly fitting how the start of her adult life and the end of her adult life was, and will be, marked by funerals.
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She finally stood and made her way over to his grave. Taking a handful of the dirt, that she levitated off of the ground, she threw it onto his grave.
It wasn’t goodbye, no.
It was good riddance.
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01 Apr 2025
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Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager on his own. When he notices his son's newfound interest in girls, he takes it upon himself to give him some fatherly advice. Little does he know that his son's crush is none other than his own childhood nemesis, who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle awkward situations, parenthood, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. COMPLETE!
Finalist for "After All This Time?" Spring 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for "Best Fluffy/Humor Fic"
WINNER for Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards!
WINNER for Best Professor Era fic, 2018 Granger Enchanted Awards!
WINNER for Best Professor Era fic, 2018 Beyond the Nook Fanfiction Awards!Series
- Part 1 of This Is Everything
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- 61,722
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01 Apr 2025
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Blackmailed by MistressLynn for sportivetricks (tamlane)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Mar 2021
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Draco finds out something pertaining to the war that Hermione would do anything to prevent from getting out. How far is she willing to go to protect her secret?
WINNER: 2022 Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
2nd Place Dom!Draco (but he's totally a switch here)..................
“One evening. For one evening I’ll do…” She took a deep breath to steel herself. “I’ll do whatever you want.”
He stopped in front of her, looming over her body, close. So close that she felt his hot breath on the top of her head. Slowly, she looked up from the shirt on his chest and into his eyes. They were hooded, and darker than she remembered.
“Whatever I want?” His voice was hushed and deep, and she felt it in her bones.
“Yes,” she whispered, and did her best to still the fear and sick thrill of anticipation that had sparked inside her.
“Alright, Granger,” he said with a smirk, and then spoke in a low voice. “You’ve got yourself a deal.”
She had no idea what she had just agreed to.
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31 Mar 2025
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Harry Potter is dead. The war rages on. Death Eater Draco Malfoy is imprisoned, bored, and angry. Despite the irresistible distractions provided by Order member Hermione Granger, he vows to escape. But what happens when he does?
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29 Mar 2025
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Capital Sin by CallidoraBlack, LyraSablewick
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
13 Apr 2024
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As an Auror, Hermione Granger is determined to revolutionize the Department of Magical Law Enforcement by developing psychological profiles of dark witches and wizards before they strike. But when a series of grisly murders sends shockwaves through the wizarding world, her work takes on a chilling urgency. Each new crime scene unearths unsettling patterns, leading Hermione down a dark and twisting path where every revelation brings more questions than answers. As the body count rises and the killer’s methods grow disturbingly precise, Hermione realizes that uncovering the truth may demand sacrifices she’s not ready to make. With danger closing in and allies becoming indistinguishable from enemies, she must ask herself: How far is she willing to go for justice—and what will be left of her when she gets there?
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- Part 1 of The Auror Chronicles
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29 Mar 2025
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06 Mar 2025
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“Don’t you want to know where she goes every night?”
Hermione quickly turned her page, attempting her best to ignore both the girls from behind her curtains.
The same story again, every night since May.
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- Part 4 of Of Creatures & Monsters
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04 Nov 2024
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D: Pay you 10 galleons to cover patrol tonight
H: STOP throwing notes at me ferret. And no.
D: 50 galleons?and so ensues a term of note-passing between Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger
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02 Aug 2024
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A Dramione Miniseries: Draco added another finger and Hermione bit back a loud moan. "But do you deserve it?" He mused. "You show up here, after months of denying me what is mine. Maybe I should just let you finish blowing me and then shove you out the door again. Only good girls deserve to come. Are you a good girl, Granger?"
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02 Aug 2024
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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- 61,559
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28 Jun 2024
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This story is set twenty-three years after the fall of Voldemort. Our main characters are Ministry employees, middle-aged, and the majority of them not very happy.
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- 14/14
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16 May 2024
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22 Mar 2024
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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17 Jan 2024