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James receives an email alert for a new training video issued by the Field Operations team: How to Avoid a Fiasco.
Unfortunately, River Cartwright's abject humiliation is the hottest thing he's ever seen.
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Arthur and Harry are called to a case of a painting under lock and key receiving new additions. Has someone mundanely thwarted the painting's severe defenses, or has the artist, perhaps, returned from beyond the grave somehow to complete an unfinished work? There is, as always, more than meets the eye--and Harry and Arthur find themselves put to the test, between an ancient feud and their own burgeoning feelings for each other.
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Ned arrives with a proposal: perhaps Ed needs a new co-captain for his campaign of violence, and Ned's got just the guy in mind—himself. There's only one way for their partnership to end, once they beat Ned's record on the open seas. But Ed's all right with that. Isn't he?
Or; Ed finds his way back to himself, with the help of Ned Low, his own crew, and a harpsichord.
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Izzy digs himself out of his grave, and finds new life.
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Izzy stared up at the sign, which promised that the shop opened at 8 am. It was 7 am currently, the sun bright overhead. Izzy had been in early to pick up the most recent shipment of flowers and sort them out, which had meant that he’d—
It was a stupid whim, really. He and Fang weren’t even… yes, he knew the man’s coffee order by now, the same as Fang knew his, and they ate lunch together half the time, schedules permitting, and more days than not Izzy woke up to a “morning! 💕” text from Fang, who Izzy gathered got up early nearly every day to work out, but, for fuck’s sake, they weren’t teenagers. Izzy Hands didn’t date. Hadn’t, for, oh… five years, at least. And even when he had, he’d never been the boyfriend type. He’d been a nagging, too-sentimental bastard—or worse he was informed he was too cold, and if he wanted to break up he ought to get it over with. Didn’t seem to matter how he felt about it. Whatever Izzy felt didn’t show on his face or in his words.
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The crew catches the notice of a group of sirens, and has to quickly return their missing necklace--or risk getting their ship sunk and finding themselves turned into dinner. But how can they focus long enough to find the necklace, with the sirens promising their wildest dreams if only they'll throw themselves overboard?
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Takes place in an AU where Izzy, Ed, and Stede are paranormal investigators.
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givemebaretrees's OFMD pussy bingo fics by givemebaretrees
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Oct 2022
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Role reversal AU featuring Guillermo as the vampire (turned in the 90s by Laszlo and Nadja) and Nandor as his familiar.
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Seeking calm and new connections, bumbling baby gay Stede books himself and dear friend Ed into a meditation workshop.
Unbeknownst to him, the mindfulness class is based on sexual healing through tantric stroking.
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05 Feb 2023
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adorable & charming & absolutely perfect first time.
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in the end, I'd do it all again by sugarybowl, wishingonalightningbolt
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Sep 2022
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“How’d you know?” Izzy growls up at him, hoping it’s literally anything other than the fact that he’s that pathetic.
“Iz, it’s us, baby! You show up in a horny rage every time something good happens in Ed’s life, we fuck, you clear out, I see you the next time! Lucky me, I keep up with Ed’s socials so I can get ready for you, babe, but I was busy this time.”
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Izzy turns up at Jack’s place for a distraction. Learning about Jack’s son forces him to reevaluate the way he sees one of his oldest friends.
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30 Nov 2022
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the sweetest modern AU cjizzy fic. good dad Jack & Izzy doing his best to figure out how to tell people he cares about them.
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It's not that Roach doesn't care. It's that he can't.
And then Izzy gets hurt.
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- Part 25 of Knife Men (The Izzy/Roach collection)
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give me your leather, take from me my lace by anirondack for anneiled
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Sep 2022
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“You’re getting dirt on me,” Stede says weakly.
“It was already on you.”
“Well…” Izzy raises an eyebrow and Stede withers a little. “You’re right, that’s true.”
Izzy picks up the brush again and pointedly sweeps another little puff of dust onto Stede’s lap.
“Yes, alright. Go on.”
“Aren’t you going to thank him for pointing that out, mate?” Ed calls from across the room. “You’d keep walking around with a dirty belt elsewise.”
“I–” Stede looks over at Ed, then back down. “I should, yes. Thank you, Izzy.”
“Good,” Izzy says, halfway to a purr, and something about it makes Stede’s back straighten a little more, makes his fingertips press into the arms of the chair.Izzy blacks Stede's boots. Stede learns a thing or two.
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11 Sep 2022
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Water Flowing Underground by zemph147
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF, New Zealand Actor RPF
15 Oct 2022
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Actors and long-time friends Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach shoot the second season of their television show about the historical Gentleman Pirate Rhys Darby and Taika "Blackbeard" Waititi. Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 1 of Under the Rocks and Stones
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17 Oct 2022