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"What's different about me?"
Hawkeye hisses the question almost directly into BJ's ear, breath hot against his neck. They're at the back of the mess tent. It's crowded, and BJ wonders if Hawk has seated them here and waited until now to even head to lunch to make sure he isn't overheard.
-Hawkeye wants to know what makes him so different from Aggie O'Shea. The problem is, B.J. isn't entirely sure either.
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The angle means that he can't see anything more sordid than the back of B. J.'s head and Hawkeye's hand with a death-grip on his hair. He can see Hawkeye's face, however. He can see how his eyes have fallen shut, how he has to fight to keep his breathing regular. How he has to clench his jaw to keep himself from moaning.
Sidney wants, badly, to know what Hawkeye sounds like when he fucks someone he doesn't mind getting caught with, but not enough to actually watch Hawkeye have sex with a woman, or even propose it.
Instead, he is in this tent, keeping his own eyes open because if he closes them there will be nothing to hear.
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Sidney, Hawkeye, and B. J. take advantage of a quiet moment.Series
- Part 2 of M*A*S*H fanfiction
- Part 1 of quiet hours
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Mike wakes up to the knowledge that something has gone very wrong.
It's not until he sits up, in a bed that he doesn't recognize, and sees a familiar shape sitting at the very edge of the mattress, back turned away, that a nearly decade old memory tumbles into his mind of what Alan and him had later played off as one more elaborate prank on the rest of the cast.
"Hey," he says.
"You talk in your sleep," the man in his bed says, and the voice is so different that it's what makes Mike believe this is really happening. "I never did have a chance to thank you."
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Mike wakes up in a bed that isn't his to a man with a voice that is and isn't that of the man he works with every day.
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- Part 1 of M*A*S*H fanfiction
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Greg and Rhod fail to have a useful conversation. (It's about alex)
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Greg Davies has been reading fanfiction since long before he had a television career, but he is NOT jealous of his fictional self, thank you very much.
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"This is why you shouldn't read porn about yourself when you're depressed," Rhod says. "You get weird."
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And would it have been worth it, after all,
After the cups, the marmalade, the tea,
Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me,
Would it have been worth while,
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it towards some overwhelming question,
To say: “I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all”—
If one, settling a pillow by her head
Should say: “That is not what I meant at all;
That is not it, at all.”And would it have been worth it, after all,
Would it have been worth while,
After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets,
After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor—
And this, and so much more?—
It is impossible to say just what I mean!
But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen:
Would it have been worth while
If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,
And turning toward the window, should say:
“That is not it at all,
That is not what I meant, at all.”
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Vampires, werewolves, serial killers, oh my. The entities are hungry, and for their food they have the terror of a populace, stalked by murderers that cannot be caught, avoided, or killed.
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Garden of Earthly Delights by dragonfucker (RhodGilbert), grossferatu
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2021
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At Malfoy Manor, the war is over. At Malfoy Manor, give yourself over to absolute pleasure. (Alternate Year Five)
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How Soos and Wendy came to work at the Mystery Shack.
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You have found ways to cope since then, but nothing is as good as this. Nothing is as good as hitting a man, intimidating a man, letting your pent up feelings wash into him. It’s what the others did to you; would you hold back on them?
An exploration and continuation of the scene where BJ protects Hawkeye from a furious patient.
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30 Jun 2025
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I think this is some of the best BJ pov stuff I've ever read
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Trapper was laying between BJ’s knees on the couch, catching up on a few medical journals Hawkeye had gotten his hands on first and promptly misplaced, BJ’s fingers trailing through his hair, when BJ cleared his throat. “Do you mind if I ask a personal question?”
He tossed his journal onto the coffee table. “Shoot.”
BJ clammed up when Trapper craned his neck to look at him. There was an honest-to-God blush roseing his cheeks. “I just– I suppose I’m… curious. About the lingerie.”
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A direct sequel to Babydoll - with Hawkeye's encouragement, Trapper lets BJ in on his newfound interests in the bedroom.
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- Part 2 of Babydoll
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06 Jun 2025
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It’s a Tuesday when the invitation arrives, postmarked Missouri from Mrs. Sherman Potter. It’s addressed to “Captain Dr. Hunnicutt” on the envelope, the copperplate warm and majestic all at once, but it opens with “Dear BJ” in Potter’s cramped hand.
The invitation is to come and celebrate Potter’s official retirement from the US Army, and to meet the Potter family properly. “War takes a lot from all of us,” it says, “but don’t let it take real, honest human connection from you, too. Oh, and bring that wife and kid of yours, if they can stand the trip. The grandkids are always looking for more rabble rousers to drag into their shenanigans.“
The refusal curdles before he can put pen to paper and he spends an evening locked in his den, tracing out the route across the United States that would take him back to—
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15 May 2025
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The body isn't that surprising. The gem-encrusted tiara is a little out of the ordinary, but not everything can be a tidy little crime, now can it?
The doctor they call in reminds her vaguely of Seth in that way small town doctors sometimes do: he greets everyone like a benevolent prince, asking after kids and dogs and hairstyles with a knowing, distracted patter.
The similarities end there, however: this doctor is a beanpole of a man, tall and lanky and vaguely rumpled, as if he'd crawled back into and out of bed after being summoned down to investigate the body. The way he stands is just ever so slightly crooked, ever so slightly uncomfortable. And there’s a strange frantic energy to his presence that everyone seems content to ignore.
(Jessica Fletcher runs into Hawkeye Pierce and BJ Hunnicutt.)
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29 Apr 2025
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"Why didn't you stop him?!" Margaret's tone is so frantic that BJ almost has trouble understanding her.
"What?"
"Why didn't you stop h-"
"Margaret, I got that the first time, but I don't understand what you're-"
"Hawkeye," Margaret snaps down the line, and a sickening feeling of foreboding washes over BJ.