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    Jiang Cheng misses his brother, Wei Wuxian picks up a new hobby, and Jin Ling connects the dots.

    Ft. Yunmeng bros learning to talk about emotions, Wei Wuxian learning silk embroidery, and Lan Wangji's rabbits saving them both.

    ("I think it’s nice to stab something repeatedly. It’s cathartic,” Wei Wuxian quips, a familiar teasing glint back in his eyes, “I get stabbed so often, it’s nice to be the one doing the stabbing instead.”

    "Wei Wuxian!" )

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    07 Mar 2025

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    "Sorry," Wei Ying says again when the combination comes to an end. "I totally didn't mean to kick you."

    "Pay attention," Lan Zhan says.

    Wei Ying kicks Lan Zhan three more times at the barre. He apologizes each time.

    "Are you okay?" Wei Ying asks when barre exercises are over.

    "Are you incapable of following a beat?" Lan Zhan replies.

     
    The Yunmeng Heroes football team comes to take ballet classes at Lan Zhan's school. It turns Lan Zhan's entire world upside down.

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    01 Feb 2025

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    Wei Wuxian loves his husband, and he also loves his passion between the sheets.

    Sometimes, however, he feels like Lan Wangji's lack of self restraint in the bedroom is preventing them from exploring more interesting and varied things. There's a limit to how many times he can enjoy being pounded for hours in the same position, after all!

    One day, he decides to takes matters into his own hands.

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    “See, like this,” he explains, breathless. “Nine shallow, one deep.”

    He demonstrates each word, a high pitched sound tearing out of his throat when he lets his husband’s cock drive into him more forcefully.

    “Change the pace.”  

    Every time Lan Wangji does a perfectly synchronized thrust, or manages to restrain himself even as he is leaking inside Wei Wuxian, Wei Wuxian rewards him by squeezing around his cock. He kisses every available part of his chest and face.

    “You’re being so good,” he purrs, “So good to me, Lan Zhan. I love you so much.”

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    25 Jan 2025

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    (A talking-head interview. JIN ZIXUN, 36, entrepreneur.)

    JZX: Oh, yeah, he’s a fucking catch, alright. He’s rich, he’s hot, he’s a Lan. Like, he’s been ranked number two among the local bachelors for years, and now that his brother’s seeing someone, he’s number one, right? So, yeah, of course I want to win.

    Offscreen voice: Do you know anything else about him, besides that he’s rich and hot?

    JZX: (shrugging) What else is there to know?

    In which Lan Wangji agrees, reluctantly, to be The Bachelor, only to fall in love with Wei Wuxian, his cameraman/producer. Can the Bachelor find his way to a happy ending? And will The Bachelor: Lan Wangji be a ratings hit?

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    24 Jan 2025

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    HR Case File #1713C
    Compiled by Lan Xichen
    Note: Upon receipt of an anonymous complaint, I have compiled and examined the following documents to determine whether any company policies on workplace relationships have been violated, and the results are inconclusive.

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    Subject: Concerning Dress Code Violation

    Wei Wuxian,

    Multiple employees have raised a concern with your attire today. Please be advised that T-shirts are not in line with our employee dress code. In particular, a T-shirt that says “Freak in the Spreadsheets” is not appropriate. I am attaching a copy of our dress code policy to this email. Read it carefully and ensure your clothing is in compliance going forward.

    Regards,
    Lan Wangji
    Director of Human Resources

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    OR: life is tough for a new employee and an hr director who just can't see eye to eye

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    12 Dec 2024