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David is quitting.
He’s had enough of working for a photography company with an off-the-books philosophy of "sleaze and cheese", he's had enough of getting forced into assignments at the last minute when the company president decides he's flitting off to party with D-list celebrities instead. He’s quitting. This is, in fact, his last job.
At least it's an easy shoot - a puff piece on some up-and-coming Canadian singer-songwriter on the indie circuit who's just been catapaulted to widespread fame. No complications, no controversy. He'll be in his apartment and wallowing in his bamboo-silk sheets before he knows it.
A PhotographerDavid fic inspired by THAT photo shoot by Vanessa Heins.
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26 May 2024
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Runnin' Blue by dinnfameron for AlexisSomethingRose (Whovian906)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
24 Mar 2024
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David tries not to judge his husband’s attire, generally. He really does try. Mostly because he loves Patrick, and also because Patrick possesses some sort of rare magic that makes him look good in everything. On this day, however, David fails to keep the judgment from his voice.
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David learns something about Patrick's running habits that leaves him questioning everything.
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24 Mar 2024
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31 May 2023
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A little something to help people with coding for their works, notes, and summaries. No work skins are needed for any of these.
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03 May 2023
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paint me up (you're my favorite color) by stereopticons for blackandwhiteandrose
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
26 Mar 2023
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The first time David arrives at the store wearing nail polish, Patrick is entirely unprepared.
Over the last several months, he’s grown accustomed to David’s sartorial surprises. Though he still hasn’t figured out what ‘wild aloof rebel’ means, he likes when David wears the skirted pants, even if they are harder to remove. The two times David wore a skirt with no pants underneath, the store was closed for an extended lunch break while Patrick got on his knees in the back room to show exactly how appreciative he was.
The nail polish, though. That’s new.
David wears nail polish. Patrick has a lot of feelings about it.
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26 Mar 2023
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Patrick bites the bullet, and swipes his finger across the screen.
*Matched*
Oh fuck.
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Patrick just needs one night, one hookup, to test a theory he has about himself. A dating app seems the most efficient method…right?
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25 Mar 2023
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Tennal said, "Wow, am I getting dumped already? That was quick, I only just got here."
_Six months later: Tennal comes home from the Resolution.
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21 Jan 2023
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my wife doesn't know I hench, the evil sex ray made my employees do it, and more by whetherwoman for florahart
Fandoms: Hench - Natalie Zina Walschots, Ask a Manager Blog - Alison Green
28 Nov 2022
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It's hench week at Ask a Manager!
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27 Dec 2022
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When he hears that Twyla's cousin has a place he rents out, David leaps at the chance to have some time on his own away from his sister in the next bed, and his parents in the next room, to think about what he's going to do with the Blouse Barn money. What he isn't expecting is for the guy who delivers firewood to the guests in the cabin to be so ridiculously gorgeous.
He really doesn't need the distraction. Unfortunately, the more he gets to know Patrick, the harder it is to ignore his growing attraction.
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13 Dec 2022
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All David wants to do is sign Marcy Brewer on to sell her amazing fudge at Rose Apothecary. Unfortunately for him, her very snippy, business consultant son gets involved. In an effort to win both Marcy and Patrick over, David invites Patrick to spend some time in the store and on a vendor trip. There’s snow forecast for the day of the vendor trip, but it’s Schitt’s Creek and it never snows. Right?
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10 Dec 2022
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"Not Enough Trees" and Other Totally Real Excuses Not to Buy a House by Ellie603
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
08 Dec 2022
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When David Rose is coerced into helping his parents find a new vacation home up in the mountains, he ends up driving out to the middle of nowhere to look at lake houses with a cute real estate agent who very quickly complicates David’s plan for a quick, one-time trip.
Or, you don’t have to stop flirting with your realtor if you never actually buy a house, right?
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08 Dec 2022
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It’s five days until Christmas, one day until his in-laws arrive for their first holiday in Schitt’s Creek, and David definitely is not freaking out at all.
Okay, well maybe a little.
or: the one where the brewers come for christmas and david gets in over his head
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04 Dec 2022
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Alexis tells David she's not coming home to Schitt's Creek for Christmas.
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04 Dec 2022
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If one thing is for certain, David Rose is not in New York anymore.
Sure, he knew that, but when his boyfriend mentioned that he and his fellow band members, Ted and Twyla, as well as their manager Rachel, were heading back to their Canadian hometown for the annual holiday charity concert, he pictured a charming Toronto suburb, not the middle of fucking nowhere. There are cows out here.
Patrick and his indie band head back to their hometown to perform for the annual holiday charity concert, and David tags along, even though they are still keeping their relationship a secret.
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03 Dec 2022
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Extraterrestrial Tea artist David Rose and numbers guy Patrick Brewer know each other only through their fractious emails — until they are assigned to plan the end of year employee party together. Will a partnership so steeped in frustration brew up trouble — or a cup of cheer?
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01 Dec 2022
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“Hey,” Patrick says as he toes off his shoes by her side, leaning down to get them rather than kicking them off like she’d always known him to do, “make yourself at home. Really.”
She nods and watches him disappear down the hall, glancing back only to wave her in as he turns the corner. Once alone, she allows herself a second to take it all in: the fact that she’s in her ex-fiance’s house, the fact that he has a husband, the fact that somehow, against the odds, this is the most he’s ever acted like the version of him she’d fallen in love with, back when she’d first learned how to fall in love at all.
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Rachel visits a certain best friend at his new house. She has a lot of feelings about it.
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21 Oct 2022
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standing on my little island with you by stereopticons for alienajackson
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
20 Oct 2022
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Five times David and Patrick meet in New York, and one time they meet in Schitt's Creek.
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20 Oct 2022
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Four cat-inspired vignettes from the life of David Rose, across the seasons.
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18 Oct 2022
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If you are looking for a short, snuggly story that is so sweet it'll give you a cavity, this is your fic.
I make no apologies, although I probably should.
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28 Aug 2022
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Patrick likes to compare himself to uncut gems, the ones that haven’t been molded or modified yet, the ones whose rough edges have yet to be smoothed out. The difference between them lies in the fact that the gems get polished and primed to perfection, to the best that they can be.
Meanwhile, Patrick, no matter how hard he tries, can’t get himself to that final point where everything is right. So instead, he focuses on perfecting his work. Because even if he can’t smooth out the rough edges of his life, he can smooth out the edges of a stone.
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When David's necklace breaks, he goes to a local jeweler in Elmdale named Patrick for help.
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23 Aug 2022