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    I am 22 meters away from your medical suite, I told ART. I'll be fine. I closed our feed connection.

    ART immediately reopened the connection. 22.668, it corrected me haughtily. Since you hacked my crew intake system to force the medical forms to list your emergency sexual partner as “null,” you still need to make a plan.

    I sighed. I’ve had a lot of practice, so it was a really good sigh. You didn’t stop me, I pointed out.

    Yes. I am regretting that now, it replied, dry.

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    ART offers a way for Murderbot to regulate its stress hormone production.

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    "I wont deny I've got in my mind now all the things I would do, So I try to talk refined for fear that you find out how I’m imagining you." - Hozier, Talk

    ART wants to be prepared for every eventuality. Especially the eventualities that involve SecUnit willingly getting back into its MedBay. It has started simulating surgical protocols, making sure its medical programs align with SecUnit's physiology, so that when the time comes to perform certain operations, the chances of success will be at a maximum.

    No other reason.

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    Murderbot talks to a to a bot pilot. It does this all the time, so why is ART being so weird about it?

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    “SecUnit, what’s your favorite smell?” Double ugh. How the fuck was I supposed to answer this without being rude?

    “I like it when there isn’t a smell.” There, that was a positive spin on my negativity, I guess. Maybe I should have lied, though. Everyone in the shuttle was frowning to some degree. Way to bring down the mood, Murderbot.

    “You don’t like any smells?” Iris asked.

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