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    "Oh,” Alex says finally, faintly, touching one hand to his lips. Then: “Shit.” 

    His mind catches up then, realizing that Henry is walking away and he doesn't even think twice. He begins to quite literally chase after him, trying to get to him before he can get away or, God forbid, try to fly back to England and ghost him. 

    Henry is very pointedly not looking at him, stuttering apology over apology until Alex has to quite literally throw himself in front of him to get him to stop. Alex doesn’t know what to do. But the answer is simple, isn’t it? So fucking simple.

     
    He takes Prince Fucking Charming’s lapels into his hand and kisses him back. 

     

    Or; it's New Years, and Henry stays.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    On an old tour bus, tucked into the corner of a bunk bed, there's a bit of wood that gets covered up when the particleboard shifts back and forth on the road. If you catch it just after the bus has gone over the right kind of bump, you can shine a light up and find a message etched there, with the tip of a key or maybe a Swiss Army knife.

    Alex discovered it within his first week of the tour. He's never told anyone about it. It says:

    RULE #1: DON'T FUCK YOUR BANDMATE

    Luckily for him, as a solo artist, he doesn't really have to worry about it.

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    Alex is opening for Henry on tour and, uh, hates him. A lot.

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    26 Jun 2025

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    “You had a thing with who?” Spencer asks, cocking an eyebrow.

     

    “No one. It’s nothing.“

    “Oh c’mon. We finally get to the juicy shit and you won’t tell me?“

    Liam bites his lip, stifling a laugh. “I had a thing with my best friend. All through high school.”

    “I thought you had a girlfriend?”

    “I did! I thought I was a proud heterosexual until I came here and figured shit out. We–we just, didn’t talk about it. Somewhere in our minds, the whole “making out for an hour” thing was, like, straight or something.”

     

    a.k.a, liam and spencer’s adventures through the tendency of a famous ex-boyfriend to cause international scandals.

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    25 Jun 2025

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    [Alison Hammond appears now, “crying” into a gingham cloth as Paul Hollywood follows her, ringing a loud bell. They pass Alex, paying him no mind.]

     

    “I didn’t mean to, Paul! I swear!” Alison cries as she wipes beneath her eyes.

    “Shame!” Paul replies, ringing the bell once more.

     

    [Prue Leith follows behind Paul, shaking her head slowly. Alex stops her and nods in their direction.]

     

    “What did she do?” Alex asks in a stage whisper.

    “She called a macaroon a macaron,” Prue says back.

     

    [Prue follows Alison and Paul off the screen, leaving Alex looking after them, terror on his face. He turns to face the camera and swallows loudly before giving a grin that’s more of a grimace.]

     

    “W-welcome to the Great British B-baking Show,” he greets before bringing the phone back up to his ear. “Noel, you have to come back. I’m not going to make it.”

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    21 Jun 2025

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    Across the way, Alex reappears in the window with a mug of coffee cradled in his hands that’s so large it might properly be called a bowl. This time he looks over at Henry, smiling as he takes a sip, and gives a little wave.

    Henry is so, so fucked.

    (It’s one thing after another: Henry’s having one of the worst weeks of his life. Luckily, his new neighbour Alex is always there to look out for him.)

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    18 Jun 2025