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    It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
    Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.

    Bruce was less than impressed.

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    17 Jul 2025

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    It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive.

    And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.

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    15 Jul 2025

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    Batman reveals his identity to the League and Wally West remembers his previous run-ins with Bruce Wayne in terrifying slow-motion.

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    14 Jul 2025

  4. Rec 47

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    Drift and Ratchet have been gone for months. And for a long, long time Rodimus and Megatron have been at each other's throats. Everyone is sick of it. Most of all, Ultra Magnus. He begs them to work on their professional relationship for the sake of the crew, with some guidance from Optimus Prime.

    Little does he know, Rodimus and Megatron are pathetically attracted to one another (everyone else knows). One thinly veiled excuse for a hookup later, and Rodimus is caught in a web of lies of his own making.

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    11 Jul 2025

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    “I’m on cycle.” Optimus repeated, voice haughty. Megatron had forgotten momentarily that the Autobot culture was to be a fastidious prude unless given an excuse not to be.

    “So?” Megatron purred. “You still look divine. And interface can aid with abdominal cramping.”

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    10 Jul 2025