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    During the Great War, Starscream is faced with a traumatic event that leaves him blind to most color and utterly alone. Now, over a millennia later, the war is over, and he's faced with the possibility of no longer being alone. Will he be redeemed for his crimes? Will he choose to push away those he cares about to avoid further pain? Or will he embrace his new family and unknown future?

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    Across the sea from the continent where the four nations dwell, there’s another continent with hoards of different people with different abilities.

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    Despite the impression that Gabriel and the other Archangels give, Heaven isn't dull at all. In fact, it's rather like the average high school. You've got drama, grudges, bullies, the works. Plus the fact that the students can, ya know, do miracles and all that.

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    The room is too bright.

    It’s quaint, in a nauseating sort of way. Polished floors glint from the gleaming honeycomb chandeliers overhead, make him squint. A few vases sprinkled here and there, filling the room with a sickeningly sweet scent – even a waffle-cone headrest framing the silken sheets of a neatly-tucked bed. Outside, the golden sun gleams, the gentle rays of light spilling past curtains that waver in the afternoon breeze.

    It's meant to be beautiful. Luxurious. Welcoming.

    With one sweep of his cane, Shadow Milk tears it apart.

    [[ Completed ]]

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    22 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    "I wanted to say that until you twins showed up this summer, I didn't know if my stupid life was worth living."

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    Everyone already thought Stan Pines was dead. What was the harm in making that a reality, really?

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    15 May 2025

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    Stanley Pines wakes up on Monday morning, squinting his eyes in the sunlight streaming through the motel room blinds, and decides he's going to kill himself.

    It doesn’t stick.
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    12 May 2025

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    Two rival attorneys. One defamation case. Zero emotional awareness. Mydei is just trying to protect a journalist, win his motions, and not strangle Phainon in open court. Phainon is just trying to ask him out without spontaneously combusting. (Spoiler: he combusts.)

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    04 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    When a string of unexplained murders shakes the Akademiya, Alhaitham finds himself drawn into a case that feels all too familiar. What begins as a pursuit of logic and evidence soon unearths secrets buried deep within Sumeru’s history—secrets that should have never been forgotten.

    Kaveh never intended to get involved. But when old wounds resurface and forgotten inventions come back to haunt him, he realizes that some mysteries refuse to stay buried.

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    22 Apr 2025