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Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Manga)
23 Oct 2024
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安達是個沒有賀爾蒙和熱潮的Omega，他在交友軟體上和新認識的K慢慢成為了無話不談的知己，此外，因為公司舉行的一場活動，他也意外地和公司同事黑澤越走越近。
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Hermione Granger has a bucket list. Draco Malfoy agrees to help.
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17 Aug 2025
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A public scandal. A ruined relationship. And Narcissa Malfoy, ever the strategist, sees her opening.
Now Hermione’s caught in the crossfire of high society, whispered schemes, and a slow-burn attraction to the last man she expected.
Narcissa’s pulling the strings—and she plays to win.- Language:
- English
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- 38/38
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12 Aug 2025
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Surface Tension by JeinAuster
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Deep End - Ali Hazelwood
04 Aug 2025
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Diving is 90% mental, so having an orgasm or four to quell the anxious chatter in her mind and clear away the mental blocks was no different from having lasagna dinner the night before or shaving swimmer's back to reduce drag. Really, having Draco Malfoy eat her senseless before each competition was just good mental hygiene.
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- English
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- 10,000
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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08 Aug 2025
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Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
Nothing about this is graceful.
They're both doing it anyway.Expect:
-missed signals
-disaster courtship rituals
-deeply amused Slytherins
-Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
-a tea towel that counts as an act of war
-"this is fine" energy
-Hermione Granger, missing every signal
-Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
-nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely gracefulChallenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
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Patience, elegance
Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,000
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
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08 Aug 2025
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“Something the matter?” he looks deceptively earnest, a bit of a tease in his voice. Hermione’s sure it’d be doing something to her if she weren’t so cross. “I’m sensing hostility. You know how important a safe work environment—”
“Save it, Malfoy.” She’d slap him again if he weren’t so far away. “You pointy little saboteur.”
He drops the act with a sigh. “Gods, Granger, you really do need to get laid.”
“Yes, that seems to be the general consensus,” she seethes, fixing him with a harsher glare, “Unfortunately, my efforts to achieve orgasm were thwarted by a prat with a white-knight complex.”
Series
- Part 1 of The Playbook
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06 Aug 2025