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    Bruce’s brain takes a moment to reboot. “Your parents are in South America?”

    “Yes.” 

    He’s not sure why he’s so surprised – the Drakes are known for their work in archeology, and not much of that can be done locally. Still, he assumed that they took Timothy with them when they left the country for work. It seems a shame to leave him with a nanny this close to Christmas. 

    “Okay,” he says, erasing the numbers typed into his phone. “What’s your nanny’s number, then?”

    “My what?” Timothy looks scandalized. 

    “Your babysitter? Whoever is in charge of you while your parents are gone,” he clarifies. 

    I’m in charge of me when my parents are gone,” Timothy says proudly, his little chest puffing out. “I’m the Man of the House.” 

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    Tim gets to spend Christmas with the Waynes! This will not have lasting consequences, I'm sure.

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    “Ranpo said we’re lesbians,” Dazai says thoughtfully, passing the joint Chuuya’s way.

    Chuuya takes it from her and puts it to her mouth. Her lips are painted deep red, smudged a little. “We are. You kissed me last week.”

    “Only on the cheek,” Dazai reasons, eying the smudge of Chuuya’s lipstick on the end of the joint. It’s probably on her own lips by now, too. “That’s not that gay.”

    “We share a bed.”

    “Only because yours is warmer.”

    Chuuya snorts and splashes water at her. “You grope my tits in your sleep.”

    “Do not,” Dazai whines, shoulders coming up to her ears.

    OR: college lesbians skk with innocent baby lesbian dazai + chuuya who loves to take advantage of that fact

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    Something was happening to Bruce. It started with little things like a ringing in his ears and some dizziness, but it eventually evolved into something much more severe. Whatever this was, he wasn’t going to bother his family with it, especially his children. They didn't need to be burdened with an old man like him, seeing as they had their own lives, personal and vigilante wise.

    They'll forget about him. They already did, didn't they?

    ...Right?

    But, as Bruce's life always does, it never goes his way.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    It all started with a single sentence from the King of Hell himself; "Make a deal with me."

    To protect Charlie, Lucifer knew he needed to stop acting like the King of Hell and actually be it. Though several thousand years out of the social network tends to make someone rather inept at even the most casual of conversations. If there is one thing the Radio Demon is good at, it's manipulating and reading people. Lucifer figured he could probably use that.

    What's one deal? They're not betting souls here.

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    Tim raised the black cat in his arms up like that one scene in Lion King and announced, "Behold, Bruce the cat."

    “Did you name a cat after Father, Drake?”

    Tim looked down at the cat in Damian’s arms and then at his cat, Bruce the cat. They looked remarkably alike, though Alfred the cat had a white belly and Bruce the cat didn’t.

    “This is Alfred,” Damian introduced.

    Meow,” Bruce the cat said with what sounded like shock. It tried to wriggle closer to Alfred the cat but Tim stopped it by hugging it closer to his chest.

    “Is that Alfred or did you name a cat after Alfred?” Tim asked cautiously.

    Damian scrunched up his nose. “Why would this be Pennyworth?”

    Tim exhaled in relief. “Okay, I wasn’t sure because anything could happen these days. And to answer your question: No, I did not name the cat after Bruce, though it’s kind of cute that you named yours after Alfred. This is Bruce. He’s alive! Hooray!”

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    Bruce is reunited with a few more of his children.

    (Direct sequel to Homecoming but should still be understandable without reading it)

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    05 Oct 2025