just_another_hooman_bean



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    Know that thing in fanfics when Peter joins the Avengers and they train him and all the people who are actually way weaker than Peter wipe the floor with him?
    Because they have so much more EXPERIENCE?
    Because apparently being able to bench over 10 tons and dodge bulletfire and walk away from having a building dropped on you and fighting multiple other baddies almost every day just PALES in the face of the superior EXPERIENCE!
    Yeah, this is not one of those fics.

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    04 Jan 2025

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    These one-shots aren't related in any ways. They are just... stories that stand by themselves and exist in their own universe. one-shots.

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    13 Oct 2024

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    Merlin didn't expect the spell to go so absolutely, magnificently wrong. So of course it did. And now apparently every magical being in all of Albion could see the stamp of ownership - clear as day - on one Arthur Pendragon, King of Camelot. And even worse, now there was a very pissy Arthur Pendragon, King of Camelot, searching far and wide for the sorcerer Emrys.

    Now, wading his way through fake Emryses, woodland elves, Gwaine's alcoholic tendencies, the stocks, a damned chicken suit and Arthur's bed, Merlin must find a way to remove that bleeding mark before it's too late, and the prophecy is forever lost.

    Or: the story where George's little heart goes out one too many times, and Gwaine loves the Camelot red a bit too much.

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    02 Oct 2024

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    And The One Time He Didn't

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    06 Jul 2024

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    Peter Parker never met Tony Stark. He never went to Germany and fought the Avengers, and he sure as hell didn't get that cool suit. What he did get, however, was a dead Aunt and Uncle and a traumatic event that he's calling the Homecoming Incident. Now nearing sixteen years old, Peter's been in foster care for about two years with a man that reminds him too much of an old babysitter.

    When Peter and the rest of his Academic Decathlon go to the now renamed Stark Tower for a field trip, Peter gets his chance to show off what he knows. After gaining the attention of his hero and icon, Peter struggles to keep up with his now very very part-time job as Spider-Man, his horrible home-life with his foster father, and keeping it all from his idol who knows a little about the abuse he's receiving at home.

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    20 Jun 2024