birlcholtz (justwhatialwayswanted)
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Pie and Prejudice by birlcholtz (justwhatialwayswanted)
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20 Jul 2022
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"'It is a truth universally acknowledged that Samwell athletes are the gayest of the gay,'" Nursey reads aloud.
Holster snorts. "Thanks. We try."
(AKA the Pride and Prejudice AU I've been threatening on Tumblr for months.)
*Updates are very slow but still coming!*
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- Part 2 of Pie and Prejudice
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Ransom's a normal person. Will is still a little wary of actually being around him, because whenever Ransom addresses Will directly he feels on the verge of seriously embarrassing himself in one way or another. But he's normal. He gets stressed out over classes and has neuroses Will can honestly relate to and organizes his entire life via Excel sheets, which is something Will kind of wants to try.
So this isn't a hero worship situation.
It's a crush.
That's worse.
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the point of creation by birlcholtz (justwhatialwayswanted) for YourPalYourBuddy
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27 Dec 2020
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This is not the first time Larissa's hands have itched to pick up staff paper and pen, to commit to memory the way Justin's voice rises and falls when he reads his poems to her.
(And poetry and music, well. They're made for each other, aren't they?)
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The text says, I don't know if I can get through this semester.
Chowder makes himself press send.
(I think this can be read as a standalone but it's technically a part 2 for good days, bad days, earlier in this series)
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- Part 13 of Frog Ficlets
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Graduation, like everything that's happened in Chowder's senior year, is bittersweet.
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Pie and Prejudice by birlcholtz (justwhatialwayswanted)
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20 Jul 2022
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Jack is Out at Samwell AU by birlcholtz (justwhatialwayswanted)
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07 Apr 2020
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In his first year at Samwell, Jack Zimmermann comes out to the whole world. Here's what happens. (I'm writing these nonchronologically so feel free to read in whatever order you like!)
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Zimbits Airport AU by birlcholtz (justwhatialwayswanted)
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26 Jan 2020
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Windup Universe by birlcholtz (justwhatialwayswanted), justwhatialwayswanted
Fandom: Sharp Zero (Webcomic)
24 Sep 2019
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Stand-alone in-universe ficlets I've written about the frogs, arranged into roughly chronological order. Absolutely no context is required for any of them, although you probably should have read the comic first.
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Derek celebrates a very special New Year’s Eve with the Poindexters.
Bookmarked by birlcholtz (justwhatialwayswanted)
03 Jan 2023
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A Sorta Fairytale (With You) by Sophia_Prester for crashing_into_the_sun
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17 Feb 2018
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Some couples didn't get their soul-rings until after ten years of marriage or more. Or ever. Seven years and still blank wasn't a failure - except when it was.
George has a long and complicated relationship with fairytales.
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Bookmarked by birlcholtz (justwhatialwayswanted)
23 Aug 2022
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some things take two people to build by cricketnationrise for lincyclopedia
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21 Jul 2022
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“What are you saying, William, I’m not good enough to bond with alone? That dear Christopher must be present for us to maintain our friendship? I am hurt, nay, devastated. I have laid my heart at your doorstep—”
“Oh here we fucking go—”
“—only to have you trample it every time you cross your threshold—”
“Nursey, c’mon.”
“—Leaving me to barely survive on the meager dregs of your affection—”
“You are the single most dramatic person I have ever met,” Dex mutters, trying valiantly to hide his grin.
Or, 5 times Dex wishes their relationship was real +1 time he doesn't have to
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Bookmarked by birlcholtz (justwhatialwayswanted)
31 Jul 2022
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Ford presses call. If neither of them can pick up then neither of them can pick up and Ford is sure she’ll be able to find a very rational, safe reason for that – they’re in a hospital after all, so any further shenanigans should be covered.
“Oh, fuck, hey Ford,” greets Sharon’s voice after what Ford estimates to be the second to last dialling tone before voicemail. “We’re just realising we kinda left you hanging on the text front, didn’t we?”
“Sorry!” adds Shruti in the background. “Though in our defence, you didn’t text us back.”
Bookmarked by birlcholtz (justwhatialwayswanted)
03 Aug 2021
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Will Poindexter and Derek Nurse finally know what happens after you die. You wake up in Hot God's office, you move into a really nice house, and-- you realize that you hate the person who's supposed to be your soulmate? Join a smug poet, a frigid computer nerd, and the rest of the Scooby gang as they ask questions like: what makes two people right for each other? what does it mean to be happy? does heaven get software glitches? and most importantly, why does this computer have a Southern accent?
Welcome! Everything is fine.
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Bookmarked by birlcholtz (justwhatialwayswanted)
05 Jul 2021