AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)



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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    Donut, after murdering his roommate in self-defence, is sentenced for life at Valhalla Penitentiary, with a chance of parole in twenty years. However, just surviving long enough for a chance at parole is going to be a challenge. He's trapped with smugglers, blackmailers, conmen and serial killers, after a life of doing nothing more criminal than not looking both ways before crossing the road.

    Could be worse, right?

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    05 Aug 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    A "What If?" story based on the Bismuth episode. What if the Gems found out Bismuth attacked Rose ahead of time so the forge fight with Steven never happened ... and most importantly, how angry would Pearl be about the whole thing?

    Bismuth finds out exactly how angry during an argument after she's placed in a holding cell ...

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    01 Jul 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    Lito helps Nomi make Amanita cum, and it turns into a challenge for the cluster. At least eight orgasms later, and there's a clear winner.

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    05 Jan 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    Steven swallowed, looking out across the ocean. The sun had almost disappeared, the red sky growing purple. They thought he was happy, that he was thriving. He couldn’t be the one to pull them out of that fantasy, not when they were finally able to grow on their own. Steven forced his lips into a smile, and it felt so easy. Everyone had enough to worry about, he didn’t need to add to the list of things. No-one else should have to have to fix him.

    Or...

    Everyone is finally happy, growing and thriving. The Crystal Gems loved helping run Little Homeschool, and loved teaching new gems everything about Earth, and how embrace change. But Steven... Steven was struggling. Glowing pink, unstable, and unwilling to let anyone else worry about him, his spiral downwards can only get worse.

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    30 Dec 2021

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    After their impromptu escape from Homeworld, Blue Pearl and Yellow Pearl make their way to Earth to find the Crystal Gems.

    (Canon divergent after Log Date 7 15 2)
     

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    Spanish translation/Traducción al español by MIkimoco.

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    24 Jun 2019

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