killsyouviolently

A picture of a small, green frog wearing a faded purple wizard hat. The hat has small gold stars.



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  1. Public Bookmark 79

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    Hannah Foster is the Omen, bringer of warnings for the ancient entity Webby. When the apotheosis comes to Hatchetfield, she has little to go on.

    Starlight. Blue. Dancing dead. Warn the Catalyst.

    She'll do her best.

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    16 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    You are Norman “The Skipper” Takamori, and in the past twenty-four marbecs (several of which you did not get to experience) you have escaped from jail, been stabbed twice, helped free a god, had an actual conversation with the slug who’s been commandeering your body for who knows how long that was very undercut by the face he was wearing at the time, melted a significant portion of a galactic empire, watched a moon fill up with powdered imitation egg substitute, carried out the single most inadvisable piloting maneuver of your career (such as it is), officiated a marriage for two people whom you had never met before in your life, maybe declared one of your crewmates as your son, and only now realized that you might actually need and be able to take some time to process all of that.

    Or, what to do with your life when it turns out it’s not so easy to back out of it as you thought

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    11 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    When the doorbell rings, Gerard's on his fourth attempt at frosting a rose.


    He blinks when he opens the door. Unable to do anything but stand there, silent.
    Elody has her hair up in a messy bun. Her heel taps out a pattern (impatiently? anxiously?) and she stares at him.
    Confused, he frowns, and she gestures at his outfit with a raised eyebrow. It's then Gerard remembers he's wearing the t-shirt Pinocchio picked out for him as a joke -- a bright pink one, that says in large cursive letters below a cartoon of a smiling frog: "Toadally Kissable."
    Elody tries and fails to hold back a smile. "Do you mind if I come in? To talk. I'll be quick."
    Gerard doesn't know what to think, much less what to say.
    Thankfully, the fire alarm goes off before he has a chance.


    Gerard and Elody learn to be friends, again. Featuring a baked good every chapter, a runaway bride, and a glassy catastrophe.

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    09 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    Hey man. I think I figured it out.

    I’m sorry that your life was what it was.

    And I’m sorry that I’m in control of your body

    but I think I can do a lot better with it

    than you were doing.

     

    Norman “The Skipper” Takamori, Skip (just Skip), and an insight check of twenty-one, rolled with advantage.

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    09 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Getting lost and missing the train, shopping and shipping, ice mice (twice), fuck TERFs, Theodore says trans rights, and the entirely beautiful; or, missing scenes from the pilot program's first twenty-four hours in the wizarding world.

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    21 Apr 2025