Gifts for lemonademoss01
List of Gifts
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Rise by MyDarkWeirdMind for lemonademoss01, American_Apparently_Not
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom, 16th Century CE RPF
18 Oct 2025
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Rebellion and revenge have bloomed into war. England is torn between two Queen's - the Catholic Queen Mary, who has aligned herself with the Spanish and currently blooming with child and the Protestant Queen Elizabeth, who has forged a pack with the formidable Captain Kett of Norfolk.
Elizabeth might have the army, but London is a formidable city. Though Captain Robert Kett is a excellent tactician and fierce ally, he has recently been bruised by the revelation of his relationship with Matthew Shardlake - not only the man he loves, but the father of his only daughter out of wedlock. Despite the support of the Queen, their positions at the heart of the rebellion are hardly secure and there are sharks circling waiting to strike at both at the first sign of weakness.
Meanwhile, an evil lurks close by in the shadows, slipping through a village unseen, wreaking havoc and terror. Not too far from Warwick Castle, a killer lurks. Justice is about to be torn up at the roots and the country set afire with war. Which Queen will rise at the end? And who will be by her side when she does?
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- Part 3 of Rebel, Revenge, Arise
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Once Upon a Cat by MyDarkWeirdMind for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom
01 Apr 2025
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Guy accidentally transforms Matthew into a cat. Matthew is not happy. Jack even less so.
All characters belong to our meowellous C.J Sansom, although I don't know what on earth he would think of this XD
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Warmth by cold_and_broken_waluigi for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
13 Feb 2025
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Nigel and Bonzo's relationship isn't one that was built on softness and vulnerability. So when Nigel asks Bonzo to be his Valentine, will he say yes?
Or: Nigel and Bonzo go out for a romantic candlelit dinner, and fail to understand why everyone around them is completely terrified.
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Hungry Eyes by MyDarkWeirdMind for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom
22 Dec 2024
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Hugh comes back home to visit Matthew and brings some interesting guests from Antwerp with him.
All characters belong to our treasured C.J Sansom
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Skeletons by cold_and_broken_waluigi for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom
21 Dec 2024
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Poetic reflection on Dissolution by C. J Sansom
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Just ask me nicely from your knees by American_Apparently_Not for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom
17 Dec 2024
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"Oh, pretty boy." She crooned and Matthew melted, his mind dissolving under her burning gaze. No - their gazes. Even through the fog, he knew Dorothy was watching, observing. He tensed for a second, worried that she would disapprove of this - of his submission to another - but, as if she could hear his thoughts, Dorothy's voice suddenly echoed through the quiet room.
"Go on, Matthew. Serve."
Matthew and Dorothy pay a visit to Matthew's newest "lover". They do say teamwork makes the dream work, and Matthew has had MANY dreams…
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Sticks, Stones, Chains and Whips by MyDarkWeirdMind for lemonademoss01, American_Apparently_Not
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom
20 Oct 2024
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Matthew brings his old companions, Roger and Dorothy Elliard, to a new haunt of his to have a bit of fun. ;)
All characters belong to the marvellous C.J Sansom.
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Magnetism by cold_and_broken_waluigi for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
30 Sep 2024
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The night Saturdays On Six goes under, Nigel Dickerson reflects on his time working there.
Or, a timeline of Nigel and Bonzo's relationship (which is also a timeline of Bonzo's monstrosity).
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Statement of Mitchell Pritchett: Night Light by MyDarkWeirdMind for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Modern Family (TV 2009)
29 Sep 2024
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Statement of Mitchell Pritchett, regarding the attempted reclamation of his adopted daughter, Lily Tucker-Pritchett, by her biological father, Le Huyen. Original statement given 20th August 2024 Recorded on September 1st 2024 by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
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If you have watched up to Series 5 of 'Modern Family' then there are no spoilers here for you. No real spoilers for 'The Magnus Archives' because though certain characters are mentioned this is AU.
So, if you have watched either 'Modern Family' or listened to 'The Magnus Archives', but not the other, you should be able to enjoy this fic. I hope you do.
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- Part 4 of The Magnus Archives-Comedy Crossovers
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His Teeth Are Not Soft (But His Heart Might Be) by cold_and_broken_waluigi for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
16 Sep 2024
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After another difficult interview, Nigel Dickerson thinks about the past.
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Revenge by MyDarkWeirdMind for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom, 16th Century CE RPF
17 Jun 2024
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England is wounded. Kett's Rebellion, like so many others across the country has failed. The people are in despair and more downtrodden than ever. The Protector's Council prepares to try the leaders and execute them. In Norwich, Robert and William await their fate and their family returns to the city to be as near as they can and brace for what is to come.
Yet, though the fire is extinguished, the embers still burn. Rebels are still missing, including Captain Hector Johnson, who has found himself in the service of Lady Elizabeth Tudor as her Master of the Horse. Hugh Curteys and Natty advance on Norwich, determined to rescue Robert and William Kett and get them to safety. Down in London Matthew Shardlake prepares to go into hiding to conceal a secret that could see him burning at the stake if discovered and the death of all his friends.
All this simmering cauldron of discontent needs is a powder keg and it will explode. Rebellion is over, but revenge will be had.
Read the tags! Don't like, don't read. Also, make sure you read Rebellion, before reading Revenge otherwise you will have no idea what is happening.
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- Part 2 of Rebel, Revenge, Arise
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Statement of Rosa Diaz: Swarmed by MyDarkWeirdMind for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
07 Jun 2024
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Statement of Rosa Diaz, regarding the arson of the 99th Brooklyn Police Precinct. Original statement given 31st October 2023 to Dustin Henderson, Head of The Jane Centre, at Bedford Hills Correctional Facility. Audio Recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London, 7th June 2024.
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If you have only ever heard of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and not The Magnus Archives, you should still be able to read and enjoy this. Then hopefully be inspired to go and listen to The Magnus Archives. Amazing horror podcast. :D
If you haven't seen Brooklyn Nine-Nine, but have listened to The Magnus Archives, there are spoilers for finale you might wish to avoid. In which case, go binge watch all episodes of B99 immediately and then come back to read this fic. ;)
I hope you enjoy!!!
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- Part 1 of The Magnus Archives-Comedy Crossovers
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Will They Come? by MyDarkWeirdMind for lemonademoss01, American_Apparently_Not
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom
22 Apr 2024
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Set during 'Lamentation'.
Nicholas is kidnapped to extort Matthew Shardlake, but the last thing he wants is to place his new friends in danger. And does he even want to be saved?
All characters and events belong to our treasured C.J Sansom.
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Got so close to love with you, my dear by American_Apparently_Not for lemonademoss01, MyDarkWeirdMind
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom
17 Apr 2024
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He didn't want to live in a world without her. Why did time pass, if he could not delight at how each season showed off her beauty in a different way? Why did rain fall, if not to keep them inside, enjoying each other's company?
It's June 1535. It's been a year since the death of the woman Matthew Shardlake was in love with. He's not coping well.
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What am I to him? by MyDarkWeirdMind for lemonademoss01, American_Apparently_Not
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom
11 Mar 2024
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An alternative extension to the story of 'Rebellion', which was written on a dare by lemonademoss01. So blame them.
Robert Kett and Matthew Shardlake are neck deep in a passionate affair. Theo Talpern realises the truth and his own desires for Captain Robert Kett. But when Matthew realises the extent of Theo's knowledge of their affair and his feelings for Robert, things get a little... interesting.
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He Needs Me by MyDarkWeirdMind for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom
17 Dec 2023
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Jack Barak's perspective of the day the King arrives in York and his friendship with that stubborn, bull-headed and brilliant lawyer, Matthew Shardlake.
All characters and events belong to our marvellous C.J Sansom.
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Prize by MyDarkWeirdMind for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom
09 Dec 2023
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Richard Rich realises that there might be more to his hatred of Matthew Shardlake than he thought.
Read tags, don't like, don't read.
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You might be the answer to the sinner in me by American_Apparently_Not for lemonademoss01
Fandoms: Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom, 16th Century CE RPF
06 Nov 2023
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"Kneel."
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Following Elizabeth Wentworth's farce of a trial, Barak leads Matthew to his old master's office. It has been years since he was last in the presence of Lord Cromwell, but old habits die hard, and some bonds are tougher to break.