12 Works by llama_sidekick
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As a kid I was scared of the dark, you know?
My head would always imagine those shapes lurking in the shadows. Hunched over figures that weren‘t really there but just…
Anyway. I was scared they might be ghosts.
Now, I know, don‘t scoff, ghosts aren’t that common and they can only hurt you if you aren’t prepared. That‘s a lesson you learn early, being a ghost investigator and all: being unprepared is the fastest way to kill yourself and your team.
[noise of feathers ruffling in the background]
I am prepared, these days. I wasn‘t when I was a child, but I‘m not a child anymore.
So, there isn‘t a reason to be scared anymore.
[long pause]
Usually.
Which brings me back to last Friday’s investigation.
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- Part 1 of My Phasmo AU Lore Dump
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background sound by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 May 2025
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Grian was trying to collect all his notes and papers that, of course, lay scattered across the already cramped room. Gem had already put her electrical guitar away, now picking up empty plastic bottles and half-empty snack bags they left behind. And Scar was apparently trying to untangle some cables, crouched underneath the electrical keyboard.
Impulse on the other hand stood up, giving Skizz his full attention. Clocking onto that, Skizz’s grin widened. He sounded a bit breathless as he spoke, as if he had run all the way down the corridor to their little studio. (Well not theirs, technically, but Impulse ignored that fact most of the time.)
“GIGGS got a gig,” he said, waving his phone a little.
That certainly got everyone's attention.[In which Impulse, Gem, Grian and Scar are a band, trying to get a foot in the door and Skizz does his best to support - now matter how hard he wants to be there on stage with them.]
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- Part 1 of GIGGS Band AU
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and the sky cries by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 May 2025
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On the morning of Scar’s last day, it was raining. Or, maybe it wasn’t his last day per se, but who knew really?
Very well could be! Immortality was a fickle thing and Scar wasn’t sure what the limits would be.
And he’d rather not find out, mind you!
So yes, it bothered him that on this particular morning rain clouds hung low over the harbor he was unfortunate enough to be held captive in. They had yet to release their water, they’d potentially cry their tears once he was hanging from that noose. How poetic. Really- “Can you shut it?”
[Scar is a pirate and he's meeting a pirate's end- or he would be, if he wasn't immortal. Sadly the same can't be said about his cell mate.]
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- Part 2 of A Thousand Lifetimes [Desert Duo AU]
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demon (the dead kind) by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
24 Apr 2025
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“I’ve got EMF 3,” Grian said, as he entered the van. Scar had stepped in just before him and now turned around to look at the gadget.
“In here?” Impulse said, looking up from the computer screen he had been staring at, setting up their sound sensors.
Grian shrugged, holding the display out to Impulse and Scar to see.
The high angry noise that usually alerted of ghost activity almost doubled in volume.
Impulse scrunched his eyebrows even closer in confusion. That wasn't possible. Their shouldn't be any activity inside their van. The EMF only picked up readings whenever a ghost was in the room...
Grian waved the EMF reader around, trying to locate where it caught the activity from. With a sting of worry, Impulse recognized how it grew louder whenever Grian turned towards Scar.
“Skizz,” he said in his radio, voice low. “Come back to the van.”[based on the GIGS Phasmophobia AU by dragonsAreCool - Scar isn't quite himself, Skizz isn't there, and Impulse is the one punished for it.]
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- Part 1 of Fanworks for the GIGS Phasmo AU
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ashes, ashes, dust to dust by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
11 Apr 2025
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Grian sits at his desk, a timeline in front of him with a bunch of notes and photocopies glued to it.
There are at least a dozen different pictures, all from different eras, different places, sometimes different continents. And, Scar said he was born in America, yes. But he didn’t say that was even before the USA started to be a thing!
All pictures show the same man, some photographs (mostly black and white, one actually in sepia), some drawings, a few paintings and even one copperplate engraving (even though Grian is still debating that one if he is being honest).
They all show the same man. Tall, lanky, dark hair. Brown hair, as Grian knows, with unusual green eyes. Having the timeline in front of him like some history project in elementary school, he can watch more and more scars appear on his skin.
For the first time, Grian wonders if Scar Goodtimes is a chosen name.[Grian works as a historical researcher and a certain face keeps coming up in his research.]
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- Part 1 of A Thousand Lifetimes [Desert Duo AU]
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Soulmates. Husbands. Best Friends. by llama_sidekick
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Feb 2025
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When Phil comes by, he almost misses him. It's pure accident Dan looks up at that moment, as the waitress brings him the milkshake he ordered.
He looks up and across the street he sees Phil, walking by, talking to two friends with a laugh.
The friends, as Dan recognises with delay, are PJ and Sophie.
So they know each other still.
Phil keeps walking.
He's still blonde.
He wears that MHA hoodie Dan likes to steal.
He wears his white sneakers too. The ones that are supposed to be an ugly swamp green now.
The thought jabs at Dan's heart, making his stomach sink.
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Dan wakes up in a universe where he and Phil never met, and he sets out to find him and make things right.Series
- Part 4 of Silly Phan AU Oneshots
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I Will Always Love You by llama_sidekick
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
15 Dec 2024
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“Take my hand,” the strange man offers, unfazed. His voice still soft, his movements careful. His face is friendly, concerned, big eyes focused on Dan, eyebrows knit in worry. “Take my hand and I’ll pull you back in.”
“No!” It’s almost a sob. His voice comes out broken, shoulders shaking in the cold wind. He left his jacket inside when he left in a hurry, left to escape all the people talking and laughing and living.
“Stay where you are. Or I’ll let go.” He takes another look at the waves below, and even to his own ears it’s a hollow threat. His hands are curled around the iron in pure fear.
“No, you won’t,” the stranger says, still with this oh-so-soft voice.
“What do you mean I won’t?” Dan asks, affronted. “Don’t presume to know anything about me!”
The stranger shrugs. A small smile around the corner of his mouth. “You would have done it already, if you really wanted to.” His warm smile never wavers. “Now, take my hand.”
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Where Dan is forced to take a journey on the Titanic in the year of 1912 and a handsome stranger saves him from giving up. Over and over again. (Content note for mentioned/ almost suicide and internalised and external homophobia because this is 1912) -
Interrupted By Sirens by llama_sidekick
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
05 Nov 2024
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Dan is part of a mission leaving earth with destination of some far away galaxy. He doesn't mind really, leaving earth and all his friends behin. It's his job and he's happy to do it.
But one day they pass an inhabited asteroid field and the inhabitants cause a little trouble in his relationship to his fellow crew member Phil Lester. And, why did this space siren turn into HIM trying to seduce Phil?Series
- Part 3 of Silly Phan AU Oneshots
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Find Me Again by llama_sidekick for amyoffline
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
03 Nov 2024
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Phil wanders into the forest and upsets a forest spirit, right when a handsome stranger steps in to help him. Dan didn't plan his day to go this way but maybe it ends in a pleasant surprise.
My participation in 2024s DnP Flash exchange!
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- Part 2 of Silly Phan AU Oneshots
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Escape the Backrooms by llama_sidekick
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
29 Oct 2024
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The lobby-like space seems even bigger now. Two entrances, one from where Dan came over and the other next to the ventilation shaft, leading around a corner.
He is still deciding where to go as a movement from the hallway across the room catches his eye.
For a moment relief rushes through him, makes his knees weak, as he spots Phil’s blonde hair rounding the far corner. But the happy feeling turns into terror, freezing his blood, seizing his heart in painful speed, as he realizes that this can’t be Phil.
Phil doesn’t run like that. He doesn’t lean forward, sprinting with an angled head.
Phil also doesn’t grin like that.
Without a second though Dan breaks into a sprint, almost slipping on a damp stain on the carpet and taking the corner without a look back.
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One misstep and Dan and Phil find themselves in The Backrooms. Upon a stupid fight they get seperated, and Dan really isn't sure how he's supposed to find his way back to Phil. -
The Young Adult Science Fiction Novel That Phil Wants To Live In by llama_sidekick
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Sep 2024
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Dan missed not living in the dark.
With a last look around he finally got up, eying the flying craft, that searched the city’s streets in the distance, suspiciously. It’s lights cut through the darkness like a laser would through solid ice.
But it was far away.
Whatever, or whoever they were searching for: it was far away too.
Dan opened the old metal door towards the indoor staircase with his (now otherwise useless) credit card and quickly slipped inside.
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Some connected notes and scenes that I wrote for an postapocalyptic alien AU.- Language:
- English
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Tequila and Lime by llama_sidekick
Fandoms: dan and phil, Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
20 Jul 2024
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» Dan Howell never thought about himself as romantic.
Or hopeful.
Or even slightly optimistic for all it mattered.
But now, at this point, he couldn’t stop himself from staring at that platinum blonde colleague of his. Blonde since today, mind you. Bloody angel coloured, if you’d ask him. Every time Phil moved, Dan’s eyes fixated on the light reflecting off it and he thought about how soft it would feel to the touch. Almost like a small shimmer, a shine, a halo. «Or, the Dan and Phil bartender AU, where Dan has a crush on his recently phlonded colleague.
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- Part 1 of Silly Phan AU Oneshots