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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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22 Jun 2025
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Eve never existed, but people certainly seemed to think she did. No one but a select few angels ever knew that Eve wasn't name, so much as a title, an occupation. Life bringer.
The human that gave birth to humanity.
After Lilith's betrayal, that responsibility fell onto the shoulders of Adam, the only remaining human. He was made to take on both forms, at times he'd be that which Heaven called man, and at times he'd be that which they called woman.After pain and betrayal, after the death of his child, Adam begins to hate when his body takes on the form of Eve. He begins to hate everything associated with it. He refuses to take that form when he becomes an angel.
But when he dies as an angel, Adam finds himself stuck in his Eve form in front of the Hazbin Hotel.
And in front of a Lucifer who has no idea that Eve never existed.
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18 Jun 2025
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Alastor's retreat to lick his wounds nearly costs him his life. Thankfully, Charlie is worried enough to go looking for him.
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17 Jun 2025
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never bargain anything whose loss you don't dare handle by grayintogreen
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
26 Jan 2024
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The cards weren’t in his favor. “Husker, are you infatuated with that arachnid strumpet?”
“Yeah, yeah, I am,” he said, going for sarcasm and missing because of the weird panic that was edging into his laugh. “I’m thinkin’ a June wedding.”
“It’ll lead right into a July funeral, I suspect,” Alastor laughed, slapping his hand on the bar. “No wonder you’re so interested in releasing him from his contract. If Valentino heard there was someone who loved his prized star, why he would be absolutely livid.”
The cackle was unnecessary and Husk said as much, glowering. When that failed to shut him up, he waited until there was a lull and hissed, “Ya done?”
There was a pause, a ‘no,’ and then another chorus of maniacal laughter that sent Pentious, who had come into the parlor for something, slithering away with nothing more than an eep and an apology.
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17 Jun 2025
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Eternally Messy by The rational kiwi
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
14 Jun 2025
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Poseidon should've gone back to his immortal family as soon as she told him she was pregnant, but Sally certainly wasn't going to kick him out. Of course, a relationship with a God is far from easy, especially with a half-human child to bring up and fundamentally different opinions on what it means to be a parent. Yet they try. Series of one-shots.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Percy J., Poseidon, Sally J. - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,369 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 312 - Updated: Jan 26, 2018 - Published: Dec 1, 2016 - id: 12256114- Bookmarks:
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