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Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by mayorpunk
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
13 Feb 2025
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When rock-legend Emmrich Volkarin of the Mourn Watch needs a fresh sound to be the opener in their revival tour, he spends weeks listening to demos and scouting potential bands. It is during a chance encounter in a dive bar that he finds the Veilguard– a nobody band with an alluring frontman that goes by Rook. With barely an album to their name, the Veilguard is hardly the established musicians Emmrich had in mind. But there is something about the Veilguard’s performance that captures his heart, perhaps in more ways than one.
To Rook, the offer to go on tour with the Mourn Watch is a dream come true– finally, the chance he and his friends have been waiting for, the chance to make a real career out of music and not eat so many instant ramen noodles. And if he happens to have a crush on the lead vocalist of the Mourn Watch, well, nobody needs to know.
A self-indulgent and in-no-way-accurate-to-the-music-industry fic about Emmrich and Rook. Set in a modern time, but with magic and qunari and dwarves and elves and everything. Enjoy!
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Martin jacks off at work while his spooky boyfriend Watches from afar. Martin knows he's Watching, that's part of the fun.
Season 3 AU where they are functional adults who can talk to each other and go to therapy. Not beta'd.
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Inquisitor Lavellan tries on his new outfit and Dorian is there to witness it and be as helpful as he usually is.
A fluffy one shot poking fun at the so-called "Skyhold Pajamas", the default outfit in Inquisition at Skyhold.
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- Part 1 of Inquisitor Cyrus
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Dorian reflects on the amulet and his relationship with the Inquisitor during a quiet moment in the library. Drabble. Light spoilers for the Magister's Birthright quest.
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- Part 2 of Inquisitor Cyrus
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Inquisitor Cyrus by mayorpunk
Fandom: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
24 May 2015
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Edward presses another slow kiss to Stede's lips, then another, and another- and then Stede is the one taking “just a quick one", then “one more”, then “Ed, please one more, just one.”
literally just PWP! we're jumping into it mid dick stroke these days boys!! we earned it after all our previous queerbaiting trauma!!
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“C-careful,” Ed gets out. “Open ended offers are- are dangerous, Stede.”
Stede pulls back to gaze down at Edward; he’s flushed and dark-eyed, but he says “Yes. I quite stand by it, however. You are a risk absolutely worth taking, Edward Teach,” in that stubborn way of his.
“Fuck,” Ed breathes.
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Martin is the proprietor and manager of a very discrete and fairly exclusive brothel situated between Belgravia and Chelsea. Blackwood House excels at special requests and pleasing any client.
Except for Jon, who probably has never been pleased a day in his entire life.
Despite that, he still comes back. It eventually begs the question: how do you solve a problem like Jon Sims?
25/9/2020: now with epilogue
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18 Dec 2019
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Strange Flesh and All That by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2014
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Crowley laughs. He can’t help it. And the wine is very good.
“What’s funny?” Aziraphale asks.
“Are you joking?” Crowley tilts his head to look at him over his glasses. “No, nothing at all, this is all perfectly normal. Very dull conversation really.”
Aziraphale smiles back. “What’s funnier, dear boy? That I’ve considered it or that you haven’t?”- Language:
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05 Jul 2019