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Nevertheless Star Wars by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
20 Jul 2025
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had a dream that tumblr got shut down so now I'm working on archiving all my miscellaneous star wars au drabbles from tumblr... mostly prequels era but enough time travel to muddy the fandom eras. Almost exclusively crack treated seriously. Featuring baby showers, hannah montana-esque identity porn, discworld crossover events, daddy issues, body swaps, time travel, amnesia, more daddy issues, extra secret siths, time loops, and time distortion exacerbated daddy issues.
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THE DEMON OF YUNMENG by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jun 2025
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With the Sunshot campaign over and the final remnants of war settled, this should be a time of peace and unity. But the Jianghu is never short of men who would go to any length for power.
The only way for Lan Zhan to save the love of his life, the only way for justice to have a chance, is to stand at Wei Ying’s side, face the world’s most prominent cultivators and inform all gathered that they (Lan Zhan and Wei Ying)… have been fucking constantly. Truly constantly, literally at every possible occasion, and at several unlikely ones. For years.
And that Lan Wangji tops.
And then maintain that fiction, by any means necessary, for the rest of their lives.
This is in fact a real thing that is happening and not an extended guilty fantasy of Lan Zhan’s.
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Just Go Kill Palpatine by nevertheless_turtle for medusaceratops
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.
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Who You Are Behind Closed Doors by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson
25 Nov 2024
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"No. Absolutely not. You are not asking me about something to do with your sex lives."
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Same Name as a Windrunner by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson
25 Oct 2024
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“—Captain Stormblessed … Tarah… you mean The CAPTAIN STORMBLESSED?”
"Oh Stormfather," Mim whimpered. "Tarah. Tarah. Tarah, he is staring right at you."
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thy sweet love rememb'red such wealth brings by clancularia
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Jul 2025
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“I know it’s shitty of me to be so skeptical about us being married, but. Everything is kind of how I thought my life would be. Except you,” Wei Ying said.
Lan Zhan looked at him neutrally.
“Do we...” Wei Ying looked around to see if anyone was nearby, then lowered his voice anyway and leaned in to whisper: “Do we have sex?”
Lan Zhan let out a small huff of a laugh in response, as Wei Ying’s face flooded with color at the squirmy feeling even asking the question brought up in him.
“Yes,” Lan Zhan replied, once he had gotten over his initial reaction. He maintained steady eye contact. “We do.”
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Or:
Wei Ying is hit by a curse that temporarily takes away his last eight years of memories, including all of the years he's known his now-husband, Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan prepares himself for angst, but instead ends up having very sexy times with Wei Ying, who's having all of these horny feelings he's not used to.
What's Lan Zhan supposed to do, not enjoy relieving Wei Ying of his virginity for a second time?
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21 Jul 2025
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52 Weeks, 52 Positions by Green_Riot
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Aug 2025
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Wei Ying always assumed Lan Zhan hates him, but after the two hook up at a party, their relationship grows into something wholly unexpected.
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Wangxian fuck in a new position each week.
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21 Jul 2025
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Aang's energybending fails, and the war is lost. But before the gaang can blink, they wake up in the past, on the day that Katara and Sokka found the Avatar.
The war's a lot easier to win when your biggest enemies are on your side from the beginning.
Ft. the gaang's antics, loads of dramatic irony, and literally the entire Fire Nation being confused as to why, when, and how the banished prince got happy emotions and friends...
The first 5 chapters were written in 2020, and the (minor!) rewrite and all subsequent updates started 2025-06-01. If you want to see the work as it was before the rewrite began, the original work can be found using this link to the Wayback Machine!!
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- Part 1 of "A Second Chance"-verse
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20 Jul 2025
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The two shadow men dragging Jin Rulan toss him to the floor of the cell and he immediately sits up, spitting and furious and drags the gag from his mouth with his own bound hands.
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing!? Do you know who I am!? Just you wait till my uncles hear about this!!”
“Oh I’m sure they’ll be just heart broken.” The man in black steps forward into the doorway of the cell and one of the shadow men steps forward to place a stool behind him so that he can settle, grinning, onto it. “Unfortunately if you want them to find out anything you’re going to need a tongue for talking or fingers for writing, and well…” The man flips his knife casually from one hand to the other, “You won’t be leaving here with either one.”
OR the Mo manor arc gets fucked up when Mo Xuanyu and the Lan juniors get abducted and it causes Wei Wuxian's return to go VERY differently.
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27 Jun 2025
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Speak for Those Who Cannot by liverbiver9
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Aug 2025
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Wèi Wúxiàn never arrived at Jīnlín Tái, leaving Jīn Zixūn and his army waiting at Qióngqí path until Jīn Zixuān showed up and dragged them all back. Some days after the explosion, word finally reached the Great Clans of the mysterious explosion. Jīn Guāngshàn immediately sent cultivators to investigate. Upon arriving in Yílíng, the Jīn cultivators found an impenetrable ward around Luànzàng Hill, making it impossible for anyone to step past the foot of the mountain. Posted on a tree just in front of the shimmering ward was an edict that forever changed the jiānghú.
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A very self-indulgent Yílíng Wèi Sect/Canon Divergence AU spanning two timelines over the course of 14 years.
Updates every other Friday.
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21 Jun 2025