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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    16 Feb 2024

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    Arden Clearwater bred chaos, and when her fuelled rage gets her kicked out of her fancy boarding school, she's left running home to La Push where everything's not quite the same as she left it. Including the fact that the boy she's been in love with since middle school, is suddenly really hot. But that's not the only secret that's floating the Quileute tribe. Not when the full moon promises a whole new nightmare she can't escape from.

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    19 Sep 2022

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    22 Aug 2022

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    Odin is missing a raven. Without Muninn, Odin isn’t quite who he used to be. The only thing more dangerous than a man with secrets is one who can no longer keep them.

    After a near-perfect Coronation years ago, Thor's become exactly the kind of king he believes his father would be proud of - if his father were still the man Thor thought he was (if he ever was).

    Loki knows his place - servant of Asgard, advisor to his brother, and caregiver to his ailing father. Important roles, defining ones - and yet he feels forgotten. Sometimes literally.

    Being forgotten is fatal when all that you are is someone else’s lie.

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    18 Aug 2022

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    Unexpectedly turned into a cat, Kat falls into Middle-earth with the mission to prevent a death. In a feline form she can only communicate with the elf - and that he is such an attractive specimen is certainly not helpful...
    - A fix-it story based on the book version of the Lord of the Rings.

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    18 Aug 2022