perhapsitiswitchcraft
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you will not be more than a rat in the gutter by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
31 Mar 2025
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After the killing of one Cazador Szarr, Astarion has never felt so free. True, the world may all go to shit in a tenday, but he's free, wonderfully free, and it hard to focus on all the unpleasant little details like the world-ending. He has magic, for gods sake, and a wonderful, sweet lover with bright eyes and saccharine blood, who'd fucked him in a graveyard and had made it something good.
But even for two young and- not so young- lovers, not everything can stay sweet. And in his dreams, his Master comes back for him, time and time again, and through those dammed parasites, Wyll unwittingly watches.
Whumptober day 26: Nightmares
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- Part 4 of Bg3 Whumptober 2024
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wash the windows just to say, "hey" by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Oct 2024
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It starts with the cracked pavement, littered with oil stains from the litany of beat-up cars that had parked there. Up on the gas station awning, there's a buzzing LED sign that’s gone half dark. When he inhales, sharp , the air is dry, dusty with the song of a coming monsoon.
Beyond the clear swinging glass doors, florescence lighting beckons him into the store. Inside, where the smell of cold coffee and clean tile is overwhelming, where soda slush spills out into the floor, where cigarettes lay locked behind a rounding counter in the center of the store.
Behind the counter, as always, is the cashier, with bright eyes and a dingy uniform and dark hair shorn short on the side. And always, she smiles when she sees him.
"Hey, soldier," she says. "Long day?"
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Whumptober Day 11: Convenience StoreSeries
- Part 3 of Bg3 Whumptober 2024
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between being a salesman or a soldier by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Oct 2024
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In a glittering metropolis in the middle of the desert, Astarion, the Pale Lavaliere of the Szarr Empire, meets the monster of Avernus Arena, a hulking, looming figure wreathed in flame and baptized in her opponents blood.
She calls herself "Karlach".
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Whumptober Day 3: No-Holds-Barred Beatdown
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- Part 2 of bg3 but its a sci-fi space western
- Part 2 of Bg3 Whumptober 2024
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forget yourself, surrender your mind by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 Oct 2024
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While on the hunt for prey, Astarion was captured by slavers and taken to their compound in Baldur's Gate to be sold. The next night, his Master comes for him. But while he's alive, Astarion is not quite... alright. Cazador reacts normally and sanely.
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Whumptober Day 1: Search Party
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- Part 1 of Bg3 Whumptober 2024
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pride of ravengard. pride of baldur's gate. by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Jun 2024
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In the aftermath of the Iron Gauntlet, Wyll goes through his Father's things.
And in a drawer in his- the office, he finds a letter.
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bg3 but its a sci-fi space western by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Oct 2024
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I literally can't explain it better. It's bg3, but its sci-fi and space and western :)
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Skin and Bones, and Brains and Blood by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandom: The Owl House (Cartoon)
19 Oct 2023
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A study of a world where Hunter was a bit more loyal, and Belos patient, at least at the beginning, and where the fealty of the Golden Guard could weather anything, and the way that changes things.
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Hunter Toh au's I may or may not finish one day by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandom: The Owl House (Cartoon)
03 Mar 2024
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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16 Jun 2025
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Local Man Stans Bloodsoaked Stranger by misplaced_space_ace
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU, Justice League (2017), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types
05 Mar 2025
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A home for any fics set in the same universe as You Wouldn't Even Recognize Me Anymore, my fic about Synderverse Batman teaming up with Deathstroke to search for his resurrected Robin, Jason Todd, who in the meantime has found a new home in eastern Asia with Roy Harper. This is in chronological order, though the timelines do overlap slightly. It will be stated in the notes/description whether reading other fics is necessary to enjoy each particular one.
Credit for the title goes to AI_YankeeRoma's bookmark of You Wouldn't Recognize Me Anymore :)
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Bookmarked by perhapsitiswitchcraft
15 Jun 2025
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Red Hood kept his distance from the Bats. They had something akin to a truce, but they always maintained a healthy level of mutual wariness and animosity. None of them knew him, not in any way that mattered, and he was content keeping things that way.
Unfortunately, secrets had a way of coming to light.
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14 Jun 2025
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Talia puts Jason in the Lazarus pit to restore his mind.
Then she takes him home.
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13 Jun 2025
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Tim knows something is wrong with Batman and Nightwing, and somehow it all has to do with the new crime lord on the rise in crime alley. So of course he’s not going to stay at the manor while they’re out risking their lives.
Tim leaves a note and sets out for intel on the Red Hood.Aka.
Everyone is straight up not having a good time
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10 Jun 2025