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    A series to keep all of my Firstprince AUs together, for lovers of their forever after in every single universe

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    A series where I can put all my modern AU/no shield AU!

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  1. Public Bookmark 71

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    Her expression was unreadable-half skeptical, half annoyed-but there was something else there, too. She let her finger trail along the edge of the note but didn’t unfold it again. She didn’t need to. The line was already etched into her memory like a splinter:
    "You must be the reason the sun rises a little earlier over Metropolis."

    or, Lois keeps receiving secret notes with flowers, and Clark keeps sneezing.

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    13 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    Clark inhales, gripping the couch’s armrest with his right hand and the back of the couch with his left. Her pussy rests right on his thick thigh muscle, and he can barely handle himself-- she’s not wearing anything under the skirt. “Lois…”

    “This is punishment.” Lois cuts him off, audio recorder in her right hand as her left hand grabs the collar of his white shirt, tugging it so their faces can meet, nearly inches apart. “You’re going to sit here, I’m going to finish my interview, and if you so much as move or try to put your hands on me, you’ll regret it.”

    He groans low in his throat, but he nods, brushing a hand through his curls. “Yes, Miss Lane.” He mutters, going back to his ‘Superman’ voice.

     

    Or... Clark thinks too much about the size difference between him and Lois when he's supposed to be interviewed (as Superman) by her... and he's forced to endure the worst ten minutes in his life as she rides his thigh as she interviews him.

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    13 Aug 2025

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    "So you know about the hypno glasses? They make his face look different in your brain when he wears them, so you don't know who he is."

    or, Lois doesn't understand the new intern. Especially his ridiculously thick rimmed frames.

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    11 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Clark stumbles into the Daily Planet bloodied and ruined, half a second from breaking, but Lois Lane has never been afraid of a storm.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Clark kicks his feet the entire rest of his way back to the Planet, spinning gunshots and grandfathers and conversations between kids who don’t know any better through his mind until Lois’s coffee is practically cold.

    Wrong place, wrong time.

    Just got in the way.

    He grits his teeth as the elevator doors to the Planet slide closed in front of him.

    “Tell him nothing, Superman.”

    That wasn’t how it happened.

    --

    OR: In the aftermath of Luthor and a clone and a rift that nearly swallows Metropolis, there's only one hero's story Clark Kent wants to tell.

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    10 Aug 2025