quietbluejay
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In Imperium Secundus, isolated from the rest of the galaxy by the Ruinstorm, Lion fights the forces of darkness and the concept of human rights in order to finally bring Curze to justice. Meanwhile, on Caliban, various agendas clash and Luther attempts to not lose any more hair trying to herd these cats.
An Angels of Caliban full comedy rewrite
In which I rewrite a mediocre Horus Heresy novel into the comedy it was meant to be.
Some lines have been taken directly from the novel.title taken from The Tempest
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you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile by quietbluejay
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
14 Feb 2025
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Laura Mitchell is a woman out of time. And space. And, in fact, her own body.
She has woken up, not behind the wheel of a large automobile, but as one. Well, a small automobile, at least. Yeahhh she's found her spirit (or something) trapped in the body of probably-Tailgate with no trace of the original occupant except a very mean HUD. Too bad for her she never actually read the comics.
Laura would like very much to get back to her regular life and give the body she's stuck in back to its original owner, but first, she's going to have to survive canon with only some extremely fragmented knowledge.
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where does that highway lead to? by quietbluejay
Fandoms: Horus Heresy - Various Authors
29 Jan 2025
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The story of Laura Mitchell and how she accidentally ate a Keeper of Secrets, got stuck in a sword, and derailed part of the Horus Heresy.
Or: get in, loser, we're giving the Emperor's Children sunlamps and birdsong recordings instead of drugs and rock&roll.(So, I actually like the Emperor's Children as they are in canon (Fulgrim I like way better post-corruption) so I'm going to do my best to get them to stay in character. Laura has other plans, but I'm the actual writer here. So they're probably going to be going off the wall in some way but in a different direction from canon)
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The Death of Roboute Guilliman by quietbluejay for SkyOptimal
Fandoms: Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
05 Oct 2024
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alternate title: man who thought he'd lost all hope loses additional amount of hope he didn't know he still had left
Roboute Guilliman is finally captured and brought in chains before the fully incarnate Star Father.
Guilliman's POV on the Star Father interlude from Everqueen
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The year is 1970. A man named Horace Lupin wakes up in a hospital not too far from New York City, with no memories. The only information the hospital has is the name and address of the brother who checked him in....
AU based off of Chronicles of Amber. No Amber knowledge necessary to read.
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Everqueen and Omakes by dptullos, Omeganian, quietbluejay, SkyOptimal
Fandom: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
20 Jun 2025
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the worst form of uber by quietbluejay
Fandom: Fate/stay night (Visual Novel), The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
11 Oct 2023
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your (un)friendly neighbourhood wizard by quietbluejay
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Nov 2021
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The urban fantasy AU adventures of wizard Shigaraki vs ghosts, vampires, demons, traffic laws, and his roommate's homebrewing experiments
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On the Nature of Fire by rosemaryandtime
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
09 Mar 2025
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“Gandalf is going to turn me into a weasel,” Pippin told Boromir. “I shall need a pocket to ride in. May I borrow yours?”
Boromir blinked. “Oh,” he said. “Ohh. Yes, certainly, so long as you are a weasel-sized weasel and not a hobbit-sized weasel.”
Pippin turned to Gandalf, caught by this new idea. “Can you make me into a hobbit-sized weasel?”
“For mercy's sake,” said Gandalf.
In which Pippin has approximately sixty uninterrupted leagues to find out everything that can be found out from Gandalf and gets approximately sixty times more than he bargained for.
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20 Mar 2025
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The Galaxy Revolves at a Million Miles a Day (Around Me) by Galaxacious
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
18 Nov 2024
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Piett may have been the Admiral of the largest and most fearsome fleet of warships the galaxy had ever seen, but he was only one man. And one man could not change the fate of the galaxy.
No matter how many chances the galaxy gave him.
(Or, Piett and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Battle of Endor.)
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Bookmarked by quietbluejay
18 Nov 2024
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The Imperial Creed gets lost in translation. Originally written for /tg/.
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21 Jan 2024
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Good Enemies by laundryboi
Fandoms: Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer 40.000
12 May 2024
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A hopefully interesting twist on a much discussed idea.
Bookmarked by quietbluejay
17 Jan 2024
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a wandering fire by arriviste
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Apr 2021
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“I have come,” said the stranger in grey, “to help where I can. And to offer kindness where I might.”
“Help,” said Círdan. “A better word than aid, I think. And kindness a better word than salvation, or holy war, or the clean-up crew. Yet you seem to have mislaid your shining sword, your bright sails, and your sounding horns?”
The stranger looked at his own ragged grey robe and at the gnarled staff propped beside his chair, and drew himself up a little. “One tries one’s best, Lord of the Havens.”
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Of comings from the West; false dawns, and true ones; charges; Dooms; disappointments; beginnings and ends.
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09 Jan 2024