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    Summary

    Clancy doesn’t know much about himself.

    But what he does, he knows for certain.

    His name is Clancy. He is a citizen of Dema. And that he will live and die here. Clancy doesn’t know how or when it will happen, but it is a fact of life for everyone here that this is what will happen to them.

    OR

    The first seven Clancy journal entires/letters, but with additional context to the contents of his writing.

    Language:
    English
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    18,926
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    3
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    92
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    Quackity can see his breath in the chilled air, the stench of alcohol on his clothing contaminating the fresh smell.

    To say that his life had taken a turn for the worse, over the last year, would be an understatement.

    OR:

    Set roughly a year after the ending of "I don't blame you for being you", we check back in with Quackity, to see how his life has been going... and maybe also run into a familiar face too...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,180
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    186
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    The gas station is just how he remembers it, bar a few changes possibly due to the passage of time. However, Wilbur is an observant person, his brain likes to pick out small patterns and details that others would notice.

    Which is why the sudden appearance of crucifixes, placed above every doorway of the building, elicits some confusion for him; because they definitely weren’t there before.

    OR

    After the events of Wilbur’s last lore stream, and his return to the Utah gas station, he is quickly confused for a vampire.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,693
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    156
    Kudos:
    475
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    10,794
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    Guillermo can’t quite believe if what he is seeing is real. There’s no way this isn’t some sort of joke. I mean, who would be dumb enough to put an advertisement in the paper, for a vampire’s familiar?

    And yet, the words are sitting right in front of him- ink on paper.

    “VAMPIRES FAMILIAR WANTED FOR NANDOR THE RELENTLESS.
    MUST BE HUMAN AND NOT BORING!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    266
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    Quackity lives a pretty simple life. He wakes up, he goes to work, he goes home. Sometimes he visits the local market for his groceries. Other times, he takes a walk through the city to clear his head. On those walks, he allows his body to travel on autopilot; always surprised when it takes him to the edge of the forest.

    A place he, nor anyone else in the city, dares to entre.

    For local legend warns of: axe murders, The Fae, and- above all- eldrich beings; that could tear you limb-from-limb, if you stepped foot into their territory.

    OR

    Quackity finds a lost child in the alley, outside of his work- taking her in, until they can find her dad.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,977
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,554
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    For the moment, Quackity is content with being on his own; the fewer people, the more there is for everyone to go around. And if it’s one man on his own? Well, everything he finds is his.

    He doesn’t need anyone, anyways.

    OR

    Quackity is alone, after the world fell apart due to a zombie infection. That is, until he meets Wilbur.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,677
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,650
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    Quackity is a high ranking police detective in the MPD (Manberg Police Department). So, after a few days break, it comes as no surprise to him when he's thrown straight into his next major case- a murder!

    OR

    Quackity is a detective and Wilbur just so happens to be the unfortunate soul who discovers the body.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,396
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    238
    Kudos:
    538
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    11,762
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    “What if I don’t fly ever, Mr. Quackity?” She asks, face desperate for an answer, “What if I’m on the ground forever!?”

    “Well, that’s not so bad,” he says, her eyebrows furrowing in confusion- prompting him to continue. “I mean, your dad is also on the ground, and so is everyone else… including me.”

    “But all my friends are in the sky.”

    “Can I- can I let you in on a little secret, Tallulah?” Quackity asks, a small smile slipping onto his face.

    OR

    Quackity is NOT having a good week. Tallulah is sad because her wings are too small to fly. They find a common ground and help each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,720
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    921
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    To cut a short story… well, shorter, Wilbur had been getting restless, working at the Utah gas station.

    So he left, just like he’d done once before.

    OR

    Wilbur returns to the SMP after the events of Tommy's lore finale

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,010
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    106
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    The only exception to Las Nevadas' equally dry and snowy weather is when it rains. It’s rare, but it happens at least once or twice a month.

    Which is why it comes as no surprise to Quackity, that the person who’d knocked on his apartment door, at going on 2AM, was soaked through and shivering.

    What does take him by slight shock is who exactly it is, standing right in front of him.

    OR

    Wilbur comes back to the SMP and apologises to Quackity

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,556
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    190
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    r/TrueOffMyChest
    u/wifehaver420

    My brother writes notes to me and my nephew pretending to be my other brother and he doesn’t know we know

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    338
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    291
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    Tommy Innit is your less than average eighteen (17) year old, struggling to make rent for the month. Luckly for him, he manages to land jobs pretty quickly.

    Red Raccoon, formerly the hero sidekick Phoenix, is a vigilante trying to leave a lasting impression on the city of Essempii. Now that he’s no longer bound by the rules of the Hero Committee, there’s no telling what he’ll do.

    OR

    Benchtrio are vigilantes, the sbi are villains, and the dream team are the heroes because I have brainrot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,935
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    942
    Bookmarks:
    113
    Hits:
    17,394
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    A couple of months after the incident in which Wilbur's attempt to prove his worth to Quackity, resulting in Ranboo losing a canon life, the two meet again at the sight where it all happened

    OR

    My own interpretation of what happens after Hitting On 16
    (written before the Jan 29th 2022 lore)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    586
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    Philza is in his thirties when he dies and meets the love of his life

    Orpheus is eight years old when he's taken from his family

    Techno is thirteen when he gains a new younger brother

    Tommy is fifteen when he runs away from home

    Wilbur is twenty-four when he finally finds his family (again)

    OR

    A Sleepy Bois Inc found family royalty au

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,432
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,465
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    “Is your old age really getting to you that bad, Philza Minecraft?” he hisses, “Because I really thought this year might have been different.”

    “Oh, c’mon Wil, just spit it out. We can’t do anything if you don’t tell us.”

    “My birthday, Phil,” he shouts, slamming his hands on the table and standing up, “It’s my birthday.”

    “And you’re upset because…?”

    OR

    Although they share the same birthday, some how, Phil always seems to forget about Wilbur; post his revival is no different.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,450
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    963
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    Ever since he was little, whenever anyone would ask Wilbur about his soulmate they were always met with the same answer, “I don’t have one.”

    I mean, a little white lie never hurt anyone, right?

    Or

    Wilbur and Schlatt are platonic soulmates, but no one knows, not even Schlatt himself. And when people begin to find out, it’s a little too late.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,558
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    835
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    Whilst on his way to Tommy’s, Tubbo comes across a weird, glowing rift. It feels familiar and welcoming, drawing him in. When he walks through it, he’s still on the smp, but some things just feel a bit off…

    Or

    Tubbo walks through a rift in reality, and ends up in an alternate timeline

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,750
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    511
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    Summary

    An SBI family origin story...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,555
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,012
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    Tommy catches wind that The Technoblade will be passing through the smp on his travels, and gets an idea that Wilbur completely disagrees with...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,571
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    505
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    Tommy really wishes he didn’t have to do this. If it was up to him, he would have given Wilbur’s belongings to Phil, or Fundy, or Niki, for them to sort through.

    However, whilst doing so, he makes an unexpected discovery...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,690
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    364

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