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"STOP DYING!" Kaveh yells at Al-Haitham. "STOP GOING NEAR THEIR JINGLIU! DON'T LET HER ONE-SHOT YOU!"
"What is a one-shot?"
"EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE!" Kaveh yells, a second before Al-Haitham gets one-shot. Again.
Or: the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows, of collegiate esports.
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“That plushie looks like me,” Al-Haitham points out.
“What?” Kaveh says. “Don’t be ridiculous. He's so cute and happy, and you’re… not.”
Kaveh moves into Al-Haitham's house. So does Kaveh's burgeoning collection of plushies.
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“The Cat’s Tail,” Venti repeats dumbly. “Isn’t that the place with the bartender who makes the delicious drinks? Diona? How do they also have a bartender who wants to destroy the wine industry?”
And why has he never been to the Cat’s Tail? He’s heard so much about it. What an oversight that he has yet to grace it with his presence. Where the good drinks go, Venti has to follow!
“They are apparently one and the same,” Diluc says. “One time, I saw Diona—hey, where are you going?”
Venti learns that a young bartender plans to destroy the wine industry. Naturally, as Mondstadt's Archon (and biggest alcoholic), it's his duty to stage an intervention.
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When Clorinde leans in, reaching around Navia’s neck to unclasp her heavy bejeweled necklace, what she says is, “Would friends do this for each other?”
What she means: You matter more to me than anyone else in the entire world.
Clorinde, Navia, and the passage of time.
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Kaveh scoffs. “Oh, please! Us as best friends? Nobody would believe it. You might as well have us pretend to be lovers!”
He waits for Tighnari and Cyno to roll their eyes or shake their heads or say, Haha, good one, Kaveh, we should get you a stand-up comedy show in addition to all your amazing gigs. He doesn’t expect them to exchange a serious look.
To convince the public that they don’t hate each other, famous actors Kaveh and Alhaitham pretend to be in a relationship. Too bad they actually hate each other.
At least, Kaveh thinks they do.
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The toddler began to cry, and then he started to cough from trying to cry too hard, snot dripping down his face. Another adult came hurrying over to help him to his feet before they went inside to head, presumably, to the nurse’s office.
Loud, chaotic, dirty. Everything that went against Al-Haitham’s standards.
“Working here as what?” Kaveh blinked. “Like admin or something? That’s probably quiet and far enough from kids for you. Though—”
“No,” interrupted Al-Haitham. “I don’t.”
After getting fired from a prestigious architecture firm, Kaveh moves back to his hometown to raise his five-year-old brother only to find that an old college "acquaintance" is his little brother's kindergarten teacher.
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17 Oct 2025
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i fucking cried this is beautiful. we are all doing our best and all we have is love and the sky is blue and children are our future and alhaitham loves kaveh and they are happy
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In Rio, where the unfamiliarity blinds in the sense that nothing he can see has yet been made familiar, north could be anywhere. One step forward could take him to the ocean. One step backward could in fact be marching frontwards, not that Shouyou would know, not here, not yet. And so he is keenly aware that measuring his progress merely by success is a facade, and being so intimate with failure, is doubly conscious of its inevitability.
After all, to fall is coded in our genes—but stunningly, impossibly, so is the impulse to rise.
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16 Oct 2025
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i don’t even know how to explain why haikyuu makes me so emotional, i just know in my heart that there’s something beautiful and simple and tender and deeply human about it
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how to get that bag (and a boyfriend) by luminvies for rysarium
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Dec 2024
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“Well, it’s not as if I can just get a real partner out of nowhere,” Kaveh says in frustration, and then an idea comes to him, one that makes him pause right before he’s about to call Al-Haitham a mocking name, his mouth slightly open and positioned around the words.
He swivels to the side. “You know,” he says slowly. “I can’t get a real partner. But if I had somebody, anybody—that’d do the job.”
Al-Haitham has the audacity to snort. “And where would you find a person like that?”
Kaveh figures the best way to start off his love potion business is to enter a fake relationship. Al-Haitham is just along for the ride.
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21 Jun 2025
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somehow i forgot to bookmark this before... i can't believe this fic was LITERALLY Written For Me it is so cute and whimsical and cozy and i'm in love
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Her name is derived from Old Elvish. Aelwyn. Great future. In the archaic tongue, the words for future and forever are the same.
Adaine’s name is also derived from Old Elvish. Second-born.
In which Aelwyn Abernant puts abjurative shields up on everything, including herself, and she doesn't know what exists beneath all that when they're gone.
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what is woven into the lives of others by helloearthlings
Fandoms: If We Were Villains - M.L. Rio
23 Jul 2018
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Alexander takes the letter from my hands, and I know he sees the name on the envelope because he sets it on the table without opening it, quickly, like the words would burn him if he read them.
“Oliver,” Alexander says carefully, his voice a mixture of fear, wonderment, and grief. “Are you sure you want me to –?”
“I need to know if you can see what I see,” I tell him. “You’re the only one who could be objective about it. Meredith’s too prejudiced against him. Pip would just pity me. I can’t talk to Wren. You’re the only one who can be objective. You’ll tell me if it’s nothing. You always have.”