samandspam
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sticks and stones may break my bones (but the power of friendship excites me) by samandspam
Fandoms: 未定事件簿 | Tears of Themis (Video Game)
07 Oct 2025
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It was probably one of the most embarrassing moments of his 29 years of life. He was intimately familiar with the concept of hydroplaning, especially as an avid car driver. The road after the first rain was always much more slippery, the rain mixing with the oil and grease of the road. He should’ve been more careful. He usually was.
When he felt his shoe slip, he tried to grab onto the car. He tried to grab anything that would slow his inevitable downfall. But once a tree begins to fall, there is no way to stop it, no matter how hard you try.
or alternatively: a fractured ankle leaves one attorney immobile for quite some time... wait, what are his work colleagues doing at his house?!
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the horrors persist (but so do we) by samandspam
Fandoms: 未定事件簿 | Tears of Themis (Video Game)
03 Dec 2024
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He told them not to come to his rescue, that he had it all handled. Yes, he was wrong and the situation spiraled out of control. Yes, he was grateful that the team had rescued him when they did. But he didn’t deserve it. Any of it. He didn’t deserve that they spent hours in the rain looking for him, the fights they had with the people who held him captive. He had to be better. This could never happen again lest—
“Let’s… head inside,” Rosa says, voice laden with exhaustion snapping him out of his reverie.
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is that a tranq gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (anyone got a can opener for this can of worms?) by samandspam
Fandoms: 未定事件簿 | Tears of Themis (Video Game)
12 Jun 2024
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One second her coworker, who turns out wasn’t even her coworker, what the fuck, is knocking her out with some tranq gun, and the next she was handcuffed to a chair in a room with three hot guys, a really hot woman, and her casual crush.
No biggie.
or alternatively: oc fic that somehow got me out of my writing slump.
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- Part 1 of spam boxes have thoughts too? who knew!
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Mayhem Monday by samandspam for stellarshocks
Fandoms: 未定事件簿 | Tears of Themis (Video Game)
26 Jul 2023
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Marius and Artem get assigned to investigate a night market for another one of their cases concerning, you guessed it, eternal life. However, what they find is not what they were looking for, especially when they find themselves in each other's bodies!
Written for the Themis Ficathon 2023!
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pillow talk (oh no, i think i'm catching feelings) by samandspam for reptilianraven
Fandoms: 未定事件簿 | Tears of Themis (Video Game)
20 May 2023
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The problem was this: Marius had explicitly pointed out that no strings were attached. They could see other people, screw other people, and no one would catch feelings because it was a hassle. Luke had readily agreed to those terms as he explained to them while eagerly trying to get out of his pants. Quick, easy, simple.
Jokes on him, three hook-ups later and he’s already imagining what he would wear to the wedding.
or alternatively: fwb to lovers bc they deserve nice things
Recent series
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spam boxes have thoughts too? who knew! by samandspam
Fandom: 未定事件簿 | Tears of Themis (Video Game)
12 Jun 2024
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the world turned upside down (down, down, down) by samandspam
Fandom: 未定事件簿 | Tears of Themis (Video Game)
17 May 2023
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giann and neil get found. solution? they go on the run. this has unintended consequences. the beginning of the end
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guide to getting to know your investigation team by samandspam
Fandom: 未定事件簿 | Tears of Themis (Video Game)
28 Sep 2022
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DAVIS wants drama but somehow ends up orchestrating found family shenanigans
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the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb by samandspam
Fandom: 未定事件簿 | Tears of Themis (Video Game)
18 Aug 2022
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or alternatively: celestine adopts the nxx bois (pending discription)
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error 102: processing intelligence by samandspam
Fandom: 未定事件簿 | Tears of Themis (Video Game)
13 Feb 2022
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davis has free will. it goes as well as you'd expect
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Walking Study in Demonology by ijustwanttodestroy
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Sep 2024
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Eijirou looks at the talisman. And then does a double take.
“This just says ‘fuck off’ in kanji,” Eijirou says to Midoriya.
“It’s very effective,” Midoriya says to Eijirou.
“What the hell is going on,” Jirou says to the room.
(In which the dorms are haunted and Midoriya is an exorcist. In, you know, a manner of speaking.)
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15 Nov 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
meta fiction but make it canon divergent (you'll understand if you read)
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For the Greater Good by KicsterAsh
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Aug 2019
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The Police Force asks for Principal Nezu’s help on a case that opens up old scars. Despite his teachers and friends being strongly against it, Nezu accepts the offer to temporarily return to the field, if it meant no one else would get hurt.
Seeing as it was once more Internship week, Second Years Midoriya and Tsu are chosen by the principal to accompany him. What they anticipated to be a maze of puzzles quickly turns into something more sinister as they get front row seats to their principal’s past.