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Muscle memory by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 May 2025
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After a years-long break, Tauriel picks up archery again.
But it's not that easy to rekindle the old passion; not when her friends keep dragging her into their antics, and an annoyingly distracting man shows up to make things confusing. If a heart is a muscle, could it go to anthropy from unuse?
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Archers never make good kings by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: Gladiator (2000), Gladiator II, Gladiator 2
27 Nov 2024
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The day Hanno got married was the first day he truly felt that he stopped pretending. And then the Romans came.
Title from Archers by The Ballroom Thieves
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Saeran is fed up with people mistaking him for his twin, so when he meets a cute girl, who happens to be an eccentric hair stylist with great ambitions, there’s only one thing that can happen next...
A short tale of Saeran's yassification, set in no-mint-eye-AU!
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There are things that Dex likes to keep to herself. Lots of things, in fact. But a proper mix of alcohol and a good friend who can listen would make anyone talk. And probably do some other stuff too.
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Some people have more reasons to complain about their job than others.
AU where MC is a contract killer
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While bearing witness to Kíli's grueling recovery, Tauriel wrestles with the unfamiliar territories of her own heart.
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- Part 1 of if not, then there too
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22 Jun 2025
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To say Michael is having difficulty adjusting to this new life is a gross understatement. Blood positively sings to him. He barely resists its siren call, a thick, warm pulse in his ears that sends hunger gnawing in the pit of his stomach. He nearly bit that policeman near the safehouse, and only the shock of his reflection kept him from ripping that man apart and draining him dry.
Michael and Selene make their way from William’s prison back to Tanis’ monastery in order to gather his collection of books. Hopefully, they can convince anyone after them that the elders have lied and kept everyone in the dark for centuries. They just don’t expect to be asked to be part of the solution.
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- Part 2 of Underworld: Revolution
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20 Jun 2025
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She is guardian to a besieged and rotting dynasty, duty-bound and well served by her predator's instincts. He is one of Durin's Folk, hunters of renown until calamity destroyed much of the bloodline and cast the survivors from their home. Their descendents roam the land, carrying on the fight as best they can while hiding the secret that once made their kind so formidable.
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29 May 2025
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The (Quite Accidental) Courting of Dwarves by SetsunaNoroi
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 Feb 2025
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When Bilbo offered his home to Thorin in the Shire, he didn't know what that entailed exactly. Only family lives together for long periods of time in the way that Bilbo wants. It's an offer from a friend mostly, for the dwarf who's lost his way in life after giving up the throne. Courting and marriage though? He'd no idea! Thorin will explain it though, eventually. Maybe.
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15 May 2025
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Its minutes before Smaug descends on the people of lake-town and hours to the final battle. Kili is determined to help his friends no matter what and Tauriel decides to help him.
A dash of romance, a sprinkling of humor, a few bows and arrows, kili's muscle's and Tauriel's skills - what happens when you put an elf and a dwarf who might maybe, kinda love each other in a moonlit clearing to prepare for what just might be the fight of their lives?Bookmarked by simonlovelazy
21 Apr 2025