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'If you are a sword I love you for your sharpness, not for that which you defend.'
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Daphne Greengrass makes a tidy sum selling contraband at Hogwarts, and a nihilistic Harry Potter wants to buy cigarettes.
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The Winter Soldier keeps encountering the same woman in indistinct memories. Natasha Romanoff struggles to remember half as well as that.
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- Part 2 of Those Isles of Yours
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In 1968 the Black Widow and Winter Soldier are sent to aid guerrilla soldiers in North Vietnam. Natalia discovers that all it takes to melt the Winter Soldier is a little extreme heat.
A twist on your typical Red Room fic.
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- Part 1 of Those Isles of Yours
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The super-soldier serum strengthens every body system and heightens every sense. This results in a few unintended side effects such as the inability to get drunk, near constant hunger, occasional bouts of insomnia, and (for a brief period) absolute, crippling arousal. Bucky learns about the fourth the hard way, and Natasha does love to flirt.
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[everything carries me to you,
as if everything that exists,
aromas, light, metals,
were little boats
that sail
toward those isles of yours that wait for me.]Buckynat through the ages.
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The Medallion by SinBinCity
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
25 Oct 2023
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You are a merchant who travels among the four kingdoms making meager coin transporting textiles. You buy a medallion that vibrates, for personal reasons.
an·or·gas·mi·a
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persistent inability to achieve orgasm despite responding to sexual stimuli.- Language:
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19 Jun 2024
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).
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24 Feb 2024
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Pitiful Creatures by Flowyen
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon), 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series
08 May 2022
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You will not play a passive role in your own fate.
You flee through the woods, desperate to get away from your kidnappers, from the hell they want to drag you to. You will choose anything but that, even if it means taking the biggest risk of your life as you unknowingly approach a Gothic castle and ignore its clear warning of danger.
You expect to be turned away, left to fend for yourself alone in a strange country inhabited by terrifying, otherworldly creatures.
What you don't expect, is to be taken in and cared for by one of them.
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16 Nov 2023
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9 years after the battle of Hogwarts, the war still rages on and everyone is much changed since their days at Hogwarts.
Hermione is the most lethal soldier in The Order, spending her days on rescue missions to free captured Muggleborn slaves and fight on the front line. For years, she's been meeting in secret with a spy within Voldemort's ranks to exchange information.
But when she's captured and made prisoner at Malfoy Manor, of all the dark and evil ways she'd envisioned Malfoy would torture her, she never quite imagined anything this horrific.I just wanted to make it abundantly clear that I was originally inspired to write this fic after I read the masterpiece that is Manacled, so I would like to thank SenLinYu for her amazing work! The memory searching aspect of Manacled is what inspired me, and although I have adapted that, (and also made Draco head Death Eater, because... ya know... we all love it when he's Voldemort's right hand man 😅😉), Secrets and Masks will be a very very different fic all together.
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31 Oct 2023
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Pansy Parkinson needed a drink.
And a shag.
She didn't care in which order.
Enter: Neville fucking Longbottom and his rolled up sleeves.Set in LovesBitca8's Rights and Wrongs AU.
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27 May 2023