sourpatchstarkids



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    Instead of three Gryffindors, the trio consists of a Slytherin, a Ravenclaw, and a Hufflepuff. No matter what, they're on each other's teams. And also, they probably need more than just two friends, and maybe even some competent adults.

    And meanwhile, in the firmaments, the war builds.

    Or: the power the Dark Lord Knows Not is friendship, but in a split-knuckled, brutally co-dependent sort of way.

    (Alt Title: The Golden Trio Build A Death Star.)

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    09 Mar 2025

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    Ace Attorney but they are two rats.

    One has guitar and one is business woman.

    Can I interest you in narumitsu rat yaoi?

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    Mike had scoffed, again, and Steve tried not to be insulted when he’d said, “Steve? Why Steve?”

    “Because Steve’s had more Valentine’s than any of us combined!” Dustin had said.

    “Yeah, because he’s a serial monogamist —”

    “Shut the fuck up,” Steve had said. “Also, who taught you those words?”

    Eddie had teetered his hand back and forth in the air. “Personally, I think there’s a certain stolen RV confession negates that, but —”

    “You shut the fuck up right now even faster —”

    In which Mike and Eddie have a bet, Steve is the victim of circumstance, and he's not super mad about it.

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    12 Sep 2024

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    "I think I had feelings for my old roommate Connor, and I realize now that it's why I practically followed him from Peru to LA, and it might quite possibly be the reason I ultimately agreed to be the sperm donor for him and his wife, which I’m not feeling really great about right now, and I didn't even put any of that together until after you kissed me, so I feel like I'm some kind of disaster of a person who doesn’t understand anything."

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    18 Jun 2024