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Nandor gets cursed by the witches because he doesn't want to cum in a jar. Guillermo deals with the consequences.
“Master, please, this isn’t you. Let me go,” Guillermo wildly thinks that at least in this position, he doesn’t have to look at the monster his master has become. That small mercy is ripped away when Nandor turns him around and forces him to look into his eyes.
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I promise you I'm not broken (I promise you there's more) by weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 Jun 2025
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Nandor and Guillermo met twice in very different circumstances. The first was a success but brief. The second time they saw each other, it changed their lives forever, but they had a rocky start.
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- Part 1 of Human Nandermo alternate ending
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Our eternity by weakformemo (talitacortazar) for KristyLime
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Apr 2025
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Nandor and Guillermo become partners in more than one way.
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- Part 2 of The Gang Gets Smutty Drabbles
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Sunday Evening by weakformemo (talitacortazar) for darkshrimpemotions (jujubiest)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Apr 2025
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Nandor makes Guillermo feel so loved.
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- Part 3 of The Gang Gets Smutty Drabbles
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Thirst by weakformemo (talitacortazar) for seaandsky
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Apr 2025
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Guillermo's mission doesn't go as expected.
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- Part 4 of The Gang Gets Smutty Drabbles
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The Gang Gets Smutty Drabbles by weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Apr 2025
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I wrote these for my friends and had the privilege of watching their faces in person while someone else read them aloud.
The drabbles can be read in any order because they are not connected.- Words:
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Human Nandermo alternate ending by weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 Jun 2025
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Nandor and Guillermo have a big family by weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
24 Jun 2024
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The man is still speaking, Guillermo thinks he catches something like sweet release from life, and that's...bad. Guillermo doesn't want that. But he's still not fighting, not doing anything to try and shake the iron grip on his upper arms. To be wanted, desired... to feel a real vampire's fangs pierce his skin and know at last how it really feels. That, he does want.
But it doesn't matter. Nandor gets there first.
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Guillermo's master establishes his authority
Bookmarked by weakformemo (talitacortazar)
29 Oct 2025
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Nadja cuts in, throwing her hands up in frustration. “My idiot husband apparently needs a tutorial to eat me out. We tried to have Nandor demonstrate on me, but he is simply too good, and I did not want him to stop to let Laszlo have a go. So, Nandor needs to do it on someone else, and Laszlo will watch and copy his moves on me.”
“Um”, Guillermo says eloquently, his face heating up. “I don’t think –”
“Just do it, Gizmo, so we can get this over with”, barks Laszlo, whose pride has clearly taken a substantial hit.
”What Laszlo means to say”, Nandor says, sending a disapproving look to the younger vampire, ”is that he has requested my services in guiding him through the noble art of cunnilingus, and that he – we – would very much appreciate your assistance in the matter.”
Bookmarked by weakformemo (talitacortazar)
19 Oct 2025
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The Easter Hunt Is On! by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Apr 2025
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The de la Cruzes were having a nice, albeit chaotic, Easter on the farm until Sonny the Bunny hopped off during the Easter Egg Hunt and little Yasmina took off after him. After a bit of panic and frantic searching, all's well that ends well for the de la Cruz family. Unfortunately, not everything can be solved so simply.
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by weakformemo (talitacortazar)
17 Jun 2025
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Bookmarked by weakformemo (talitacortazar)
05 Jun 2025
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What Happened In Atlantic City by MistressCryptid
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Oct 2022
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Honestly, Guillermo should have seen this coming.
Sharing 1 hotel room with 4 vampires, with 2 of them chronically horny all of the time always, was going to bring trouble no matter what. Question is, how much trouble is Guillermo willing to get himself into?
Bookmarked by weakformemo (talitacortazar)
29 May 2025