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Mettaton and Muffet become the king and queen of the Underground after Asgore's tragic death. Will they do a good job or is the power getting to their heads?
This was originally supposed to be an AU so if it doesn't follow the timeline perfectly or characters act different, that's why.
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I have so many ships from this show I love but didn't wanna write full fledged fics for all of them so I decided to compile them and just write when I want to for fun!
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These are some cute little lovey dovey oneshots of my favorite Mettaton ships! You're all welcome for finally writing some good romantic fics without all the other junk. This will be updated as I get ideas, there will be more ships in the future so the tags will be updated accordingly.
(I could NOT think of a creative name for the work itself so the chapters will just have creative names instead.) -
Sell Your Soul by tall_legs_no_brain for Sans and my fellow UT fictionkins
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
24 May 2024
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Mettaton's career is beginning to take off and he can almost taste fame, he's at his current peak yet he couldn't be any lower. His perfectionism and self serving egotism have brought him to a point in life where he is so utterly alone; But will he be for long?
(Note: I will most likely not be continuing this work just because it doesn't interest me anymore. Sorry to anyone who liked it.)
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Even though you just started your third year of college, you’re still a virgin. In a genius moment of despair, you decide to ask Adam out. Adam Jenesis, the community dick, the virginity taker, self proclaimed ‘dickmaster’, the leader and vocalist and guitarist of that band ‘Edenfall’, with his two very nasty public break ups, and last you heard he’s also involved in some martial arts group.
Adam is known for a lot, and all you want is for him to take your V-card. For whatever reason though, he does not want to fuck you. It makes you seriously consider if there is something incredibly undesirable about you.
Or: You just want to fuck, but Adam wants to take it slow. As it turns out, he’s ready for his hoe phase to end.
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07 Nov 2025
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"It feels a little how things used to be, like the old us might be back, instead of Nathan teetering on a knife's edge of off-prescription pills and worrying therapist's notes, and me, circling a distance within myself I'm too afraid to examine."
An exploration of Victoria Chase and her tentative and complicated relationships with Nathan Prescott, the Vortex Club, and herself. Starts just before the 10/4 Vortex Club party and loosely follows the events of canon.
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06 Dec 2024
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In Underlust, where almost every monster is hypersexual due to being injected with lust in order to increase the monster population, Mettaton is an outsider. As a ghost, he was not injected with the lust substance, and as a result, he is completely different from everyone else in the Underground. He feels out of place as an anxious bookworm who has little interest in sex and is losing hope because his quiz show is unsuccessful. But Mettaton might not be as alone as he thinks. A certain skeleton loves Mettaton's show and wonders if anyone in the Underground shares his rare capacity to prioritize love over sex.
UNDERLUST DISCLAIMER: I think it's important to acknowledge that there are some problematic things about Underlust and that I absolutely do not condone those aspects of the AU. However, Mettaton's story in Underlust is important to me, so any senseless hatred of him or of the AU is not appreciated.
CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic descriptions of sexual assault and attempted assault, PTSD, depression, self-harm, and suicidality. If you don't feel comfortable reading about those things, I'd highly suggest not reading this story. Please stay safe and take care of yourself!
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02 Apr 2024