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Aziraphale was always too aware of his corporation when Crowley touched him; his skin would tingle like Crowley was feeding him a tiny spark of electricity. The shock always lingered long after the touch itself had ended. Sometimes, he'd feel the echo of fizzing warmth and pressure for hours, as though the portion of him that had touched Crowley was somehow more alive than the rest of his form.
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Aziraphale doesn't experience sexual attraction, or many sexual urges at all, and that's all fine and dandy, because Crowley told him once that it's much the same for him. Then, when pretending to be married provides all sorts of opportunities to share more intimate and sensual expressions of their mutual love than they can normally afford to, Aziraphale's corporation decides to give him an extremely rude awakening.
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10 Jan 2025
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“And this is me,” he said, drawing to a halt in front of the portrait. It didn’t hurt to look upon, anymore. He’d never been so vain that he mourned his previous looks. But, it had been a nasty shock to realize he could no longer visit where he wished, dine as he so chose, be welcome at any public entertainment or meeting of minds. He missed being able to melt into the fray of humanity; just another person enjoying the fruits of human ingenuity and the joy of shared experience.
“Oh, look at you,” Crowley said with damningly polite approval. “Cute, in a cherubic sort of way.” She looked over at him, obviously comparing, and Aziraphale met her scrutiny with a bland expression. “I like the horns,” she decided. “They add character.”
“I’m so glad to meet with your approval,” he said dryly and shrugged. “They’re here to stay, at any rate.”
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In which Aziraphale isn’t quite Sleeping Beauty, and Crowley isn’t quite Cinderella, but their lives definitely collide because of some Beauty and the Beast nonsense.
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04 Dec 2024
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The Victorious and the Chosen by LCwrites
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Nov 2024
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Every year, eligible omegas are signed up to battle each other and prove their prowess. The victor will mate with the chosen alpha. It was only a matter of time until Aziraphale's heat would line up with the drafting period.
Determined not to be made a spectacle of, he enters the ring. But instincts might be harder to resist than he had expected.- Language:
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06 Nov 2024
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you can testaroli me anytime by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Nov 2024
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Crowley, the best friend Aziraphale could ever ask for (and the best alpha to have on hand for all heat-related emergencies), has one major flaw. In spite of this, Aziraphale finds that he has competition for Crowley’s attention. This is... not acceptable.
Written for Volume 3 of the GOmegaverse Zine.
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05 Nov 2024
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Sherlock Holmes, schoolboy. Yeah, that basically sums it up.
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03 Aug 2024
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If you were dying, if you'd been murdered -- in your very last seconds, what would you say?
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01 Aug 2024
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It's the holiday season. John Watson needs money. Sherlock Holmes needs something else.
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29 Jul 2024
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In which Sherlock Holmes is a ghost.
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28 Jul 2024
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Written for this prompt here. Sherlock is a werewolf who is captured by a facility which wants to experiment on him. When John is placed into his cage they expect Sherlock to attack him, but instead, he tries to mate with John.
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28 Jul 2024
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Nearly simultaneously, two thoughts had immediately crossed Aziraphale’s mind the moment their lips had touched.
First: This is mad. This is impossible. Or: this is only possible because Crowley believes that loathsome demon Ferngully (?) to have the photograph. A task he’d very nearly succeeded at, if not for Aziraphale. A task that Aziraphale had been excited to reveal, and now, in a tragic turn of events, it’s the very thing he needs to keep hidden if he wants to continue kissing Crowley.
Which leads him to his second realization: Crowley cannot, under any circumstances, discover the photograph.
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28 Jul 2024
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It's Post-Amrageddidn't Happen and when The Them asks Aziraphale to proxy a kissing booth that only he can run ... well, he just can't refuse can he?
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22 May 2024
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Aziraphale contemplates an implausible literary device comparing cheese to sex. Crowley suffers.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Foodstuffs
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07 Apr 2024
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Crowley leaves behind a successful architect career in United States, and returns to UK to recover. He buys a historic house from the small town of Tadfield, but realises quickly his expertise with modern office buildings doesn't help him with the bureaucracy of owning a listed building. He decides to commission a renovation project from a specialist.
He's not keen on asking help from another architect, but when Aziraphale Fell steps over his threshold, it soon becomes evident that it's not just his house that'll get a new design.
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04 Mar 2024
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The Beginning and the End by snae_b
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Feb 2024
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A bitter alpha. A closeted omega. Alone together at the end of the world.
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25 Feb 2024
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Crowley had ended up doing himself a favor by so quickly pulling together his initial plan to sneak into the estate as a snake, because now it meant he had a little bit more time to play with before Lucifer and the gang got impatient. Still, he didn't have forever to get his assignment done. He needed to build trust between himself and the guardian fast and efficiently if he wanted the addendum to his plan to work. And that meant love bombing.
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Crowley's a mage-thief tasked with stealing a Powerful Artifact from some rich arsehole’s walled estate, and the first obstacle is getting past the fearsome beasts guarding the only viable entrances. Luckily, the guardian of the eastern gate seems like a soft touch, and Crowley is very good at shapeshifting, so he's pretty sure he's found his poor bastard of a mark. Things do not go according to plan.
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13 Feb 2024
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Down a Hole Filled with Hope by ZehWulf for Sass_ishMoon
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jan 2024
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Even though Crowley was literally stuck between a rock and a hard place, he knew there were far worse places to start his heat than halfway down a hole in the ground.
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Crowley's finally cutting and running from his abusive pack and relationship, and it's just his luck that he's too big now to fit all the way down the tunnel entrance to the old den he fashioned in his much more hopeful, naive youth. But imperfect or not, it's going to have to do for a hiding place until his pack gives up the chase; he just hopes there will still be time after they've moved on to find somewhere else to ride out his heat.
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15 Jan 2024
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When their meeting is unexpectedly interrupted by angels, Aziraphale and Crowley have very little time to do damage control.
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22 Dec 2023
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Ed looks down, ready to get on with things, and he startles. He’s—Stede—this fucking guy has shoved his hand through the hole in the wall, fingers lined up and thumb out like he’s—nah—he wants to—
“Are you trying to shake hands?”
“Yes, I thought—”
Ed blinks. “Through a glory hole?”
“Oh Christ,” the man allegedly named Stede says, “I’ve messed this up already, haven’t I? I’m so sorry, Jeff, just forget I—hang on—damn.”
It's a glory hole meet-cute! Multiple chapters of Ed and Stede falling in love through a hole in a bathroom wall. Sex, feelings, pining, bad decisions -- all contained within. Now COMPLETE.
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18 Dec 2023
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the feud [or, edward teach vs. the lycra warrior] by foxtails
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Apr 2023
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Mr Cyclist clearly wasn’t a one off, because once again, he’s in Ed’s seat. He’s in Ed’s seat and his stupid bike is propped up next to him, and he’s wearing a lot of lycra. Full outfit. Like he’s some kind of serious professional cyclist. A serious professional cyclist taking a break to drink tea and eat cake in Ed’s seat. At Ed’s favourite cafe. It’s not a competition or anything, but Ed used to be properly famous. Ed was a professional athlete. Kinda. He was a professional athlete, and he still engages with his sport, even if he doesn’t compete in it. He was here first. So if this guy and his lycra and his expensive looking bike are here to steal Ed’s thunder, he’s not gonna go down quietly. Or easily.
or: Edward Teach vs. the Lycra Warrior that he absolutely, definitely, 100% does not desire carnally. At all. Shut up, Lucius.
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11 Dec 2023
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"So what brings you out here anyway?"
Ed's out of the blue question at least answers Stede's anxieties about radio etiquette. He pulls the walkie from his pack and stares at it, deciding how much of his life he actually wants to share with this complete stranger.
"What brings you out here?"
or: Stede takes a job as a remote forest fire lookout in the summer following his divorce, with a plan to find out who he is, and what he wants his life to be. With the help of the enigmatic lookout on the other side of the forest, he ends up getting more out of the experience than he could ever have hoped.
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- Part 1 of seven point three miles
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10 Dec 2023