theandrogynousdragon
Fandoms
- Merlin (TV) (13)
- Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) (13)
- 9-1-1 (TV) (4)
- Humans (TV) (4)
- Mouthwashing (Video Game) (3)
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Even God Needs The Devil, Honey by theandrogynousdragon
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game)
06 Apr 2025
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Grant Curly isn't exactly known for making good decisions. As it turns out, taking a job as a lighthouse keeper might be one of his worst ones... Or one of his best. Depends on who you're asking.
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Hope, That Persistent Motherfucker by theandrogynousdragon
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game)
28 Feb 2025
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In a world slightly kinder, the Tulpar does not crash. Her captain spirals regardless.
Curly tucks another pill in his mouth, crunches down. It's okay. He can stop anytime. Honest. He doesn't have a problem.
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Love from the Other Side of the Apocalypse by theandrogynousdragon
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game)
17 Feb 2025
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Captain Curly of the shipping freighter Tulpar experiences an extra-planar temporal anomaly, most commonly known as a time loop. Every time he dies, he reawakens on the day of his most recent psych eval. As the only one armed with the knowledge of this localized anomaly, he is in a unique position of RESPONSIBILITY.
[Section 34.b.92 of Pony Express Shipping Corporation, a Subsidiary of Interstellar Deliveries Inc.: Rules and Regulations for Manned Vessels states the company is not liable for any damages accrued due to supernatural, extraterrestrial, or otherwise abnormal occurrences or anomalies the Manned Vessel's personnel experience. All damages (including but not limited to: physical or mental harm of or to the Manned Vessel's personnel, damage to company property, and/or incitation of a riot or interstellar conflict) will be deducted from Manned Vessel's personnel's available accounts. If an overdrawn account should occur as a result of pay deduction, affected personnel will face additional fines as well as judiciary action as applicable.]
Well, Captain? Let's see if you make it out to pasture.
POLLE SAYS: GIDDY UP, GALAXY!
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Here Is a Ghost Who Haunts Himself by theandrogynousdragon
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
07 Dec 2024
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Cole is thirteen, or almost, when he comes very close to death in a dungeon beneath the White Spire. When a spirit takes his hand and saves him. The spirit, Compassion, decides to stay by his side, and Cole gains his very first friend.
A forgotten boy being thieved from Death's clutches has many more consequences for Thedas than one would think.
In which Cole becomes the so-called Herald of Andraste, and enjoys it not at all.
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calling like a crow for a boy (for a body in the garden) by theandrogynousdragon
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
09 Nov 2024
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Kaz Brekker, as it happens, dies on a Tuesday like any other. Despite his objections, there are mourners and a funeral. (There is also vengeance, but he is not there to see it and likely would not mind the pound of flesh Inej carves away.)
Kazimir Vredevelt, as it happens, has a scar above his left ear and not a single memory to his name, but he makes the best apple pie this side of Olendaal. (And if he feels sometimes like someone's walking over his grave, he's sure that's just a bit of wind, and bakes another pie to reassure himself that's all it is.)
On grief, coming back wrong, and surviving a story in which you are the ghost.
Recent series
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Never Steal From Dragons, Child, They Do Not Forgive by theandrogynousdragon
Fandom: Merlin (TV)
25 Jun 2020
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Alicia could not save Gustave from her father's ambush, but she managed to keep him from dying. Having learned the truth about their world and the Paintress, he wants nothing more than to catch up to the rest of his expedition and warn them before they can inadvertently wipe out their own people, and the fact that he has just suffered a couple of technically-fatal injuies is not going to stop him.
On their journey to the monolith, Alicia and Gustave are joined by two unexpected and unlikely companions, but even Alicia cannot tell what exaclty her brother is planning, and between the injuries slowing them down and the lack of Esquie for transport, they may simply not make it before everything is lost.Bookmarked by theandrogynousdragon
29 Nov 2025
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Gustave wakes with a choking gasp. Cold stone under his cheek, blood on his tongue. He was supposed to die, but he's still alive. Somehow. Whole and unharmed and utterly alone.
His miraculous survival means nothing if he can't get back to Maelle and the others before he gommages. With too many questions and too few answers, Gustave must navigate the Continent alone while fighting his own demons. He has to find Maelle, whatever the cost. But doubt and despair are difficult foes to fight when there's no one by your side.
(Formerly titled A Life to Remember)
Bookmarked by theandrogynousdragon
21 Nov 2025
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Blood on the Cliffs by Winter_of_tomorrow
Fandoms: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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Reincarnation and meeting again in the next life sounds romantic until the memories of your past life's brutal death crash down on you.
Bookmarked by theandrogynousdragon
20 Nov 2025
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Liability by Author_Mars for Houseofyork2018
Fandoms: The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon), Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
19 Oct 2025
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Keyleth had anxiety. The kind that made it virtuously impossible to live normally. So, she decided to commit herself to a mental institution, Greyskull Psychiatric Hospital.
However, as it turns out, not everyone has the privilege of choosing to be there.
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19 Oct 2025
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Bobby is supposed to be dead. Buck was there when he died. He buried his captain, six feet under, he’s supposed to be gone. And Buck–
He gets to his feet, stumbles into the bathroom, and stares at his reflection.
His first thought is: Jesus, I used to look like a twink.
Then: Fuck my life.
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Buck buries Bobby Nash in the year 2024 and wakes up back in the year 2018; he gets hit by a car, saves a girl’s life, and then promptly decides that if he’s really time-traveled, he might as well make the most of it.
It turns out to be a bit of a challenge.
Bookmarked by theandrogynousdragon
16 Oct 2025