thebeebard



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  1. Summary

    Starsong is the ship name I've decided on for Astarion and my bard Tav, Wynlana. Anything I write about the two of them can be found here!

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  2. Summary

    A handful of Kinktober prompts from this list by tumblr user tumbleweed-run. I won't be doing all of them and they won't be in the same order as the list, I'm just vibing

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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    Astarion meets the de-facto blow job queen of Blackstaff, an unassuming but popular grad student with the most luminous brown eyes.

    Maybe one day he'll even unstop that pretty mouth long enough to get the guy's name.

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    English
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    24,189
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    473
    Bookmarks:
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    23 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    For Astarion's first birthday in Waterdeep, Gale insists on a cozy little party with a specially prepared meal of elven delicacies and a big surprise.

    Astarion's got a surprise of his own for everyone's favorite blow job queen.

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    Language:
    English
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    17,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    866

    23 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Join Astarion and Octavia in a passionate encounter filled with all of the ridiculous sexual euphemisms that the author could find.

    Courtesy for the idea goes to the book I give you my body by Diana Gabaldon

    Language:
    English
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    4,638
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    988

    08 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    An established Clove/Gale smut anthology.

    Intended to feel more like a series of one shots--largely unconnected, a bit slice-of-life-ish--with the overarching story of Clove and Gale discovering and exploring a dom/sub dynamic, as well as a few other interests along the way.

    This story takes place in the same universe as i want to drink your water, making it technically a sequel, but one that doesn't particularly require the context. It's just smut, baby. The circumstances are largely inconsequential.

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    English
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    57,988
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    2,088

    02 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Why, exactly, did you drag me out here?”

    Gale heaved a sigh, glancing sideways at his highly beautiful - and highly annoyed - roommate. “I already told you, Astarion. I thought it would be fun.”

    Astarion stopped walking, putting his hands on his hips and glaring at Gale. “You and I have vastly different ideas of the word ‘fun’, darling,” he spit out. “‘Let’s go to the beach!’, you said. ‘Let’s go take a walk down the boardwalk!’, you said. ‘Let’s go check out the pier!’, you said.” Astarion’s voice was a mockery of Gale’s, repeating everything he’d said earlier in an attempt to convince Astarion that this would be - well - fun.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    695

    27 Apr 2025